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Interested In:
Just looking around
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Member Since:
May 2003
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Hometown:
DARIEN, CT
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Company:
PDGA legend since '83
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Paul's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/267094
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Other education:
tokeneke, darien, nyu, purchase, afi
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Occupation:
Irrealist (Not susceptible to mass hysteria!)
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Affiliations:
drug and alcohol free since birth!!! and that includes cough syrup!
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What I enjoy doing:
kickball, dewanatron, photobooth, surrealism, tsui hark, bresson, dancing, grace, gnosticism, drowning, dreams, water, vegan
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Favorite Books:
the true american, irene's cunt, nadja, fanon, theodore sturgeon, heart is a lonely hunter, twain, surreal lives, diet for a new america, dowsize this, john adams, stars my destination, genius son of retarded parents by dutch blaine
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Favorite Movies:
bigger than life, go go second time virgin, some came running, orpheus, goodtimeskid, joan of arc, the devil probably, two lane blacktop, alien sex party, dog star man, oh lucky man, safe, starship troopers, happy together, valley girl, lancelot du lac, planet of storms
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Favorite Music:
mission of burma, melvin van peebles, music that makes one dance, psychedelic furs, ultravox, japan, gang of four, schaumgummi, chicks on speed, ludwig van, V. Williams, philistines jr., the the, talk talk, no milk on tuesday, circle jerks, simple minds, Biz
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Favorite TV Shows:
invitation to love, Star Trek, Connections, Mr. T and Tina, pee wee, rough science, red dwarf, you bet your life, alf, singing detective, eye on asia
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About Me:
I DONT WANT TO PERISH LIKE A FADING HORSE!
A young Yule Brenner, Or, several surrealists in a
blender with an Iroquois chief.
So after I got shot down twice over Korea I decided I needed some fun and games, you know what I mean. I just wanted to take off a few years. I ran out of cash and had to take a job testing jets. But I had to have more action on the ground.
"Now, here's the law. In Darien, Connecticut, if you
knock on a strange chick's door, never saw her before,
she opens the door, you bust her in the mouth hard as
you can, they'll put you away for two years. Now in this
same town, you knock on a strange chick's door, you're
wearing a raincoat and nothing underneath, you flash
open the raincoat and yell, 'Yoo-hoo, lady!' They'll put
you away for ten years. Now what hurts worse -
'Yoo-hoo, lady?' Or a bust in the chops? You jack off in
front of a nun and they put you away for life!" -lenny bruce
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Who I Want to Meet:
Scout.
A 40 something former model and formerly of mensa...oh wait-I met her and love her.
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xox
a hint of his presence where he wanders
and DAMN are you one of a kind. He's
my unicorn. much love to this
exceptional example of a human being.
xo
Yates exists...he is like the tooth fairy
and the easter bunny only he is no myth-
he is very real...through undeniably
uncanny coincidences i have come to
know him, he visits me in my dreams,
and has walked around in my past
footsteps...he is brilliant, fabulous and i
am grateful to him for sharing his
amazing vision...i found a message in a
bottle from Paul Yates and now he is
my long lost, very precious beautiful
friend forever....
but awesome.brilliance.
will you be wearing your letter jacket
around and hanging with the girls by the
flagpole at lunch? Will I be forced to
devise circumnavigational feats to
avoid you when I cut through the ball
field? Will you be plopping my favorite 3-
color ballpoint into my beaker of sodium
chloride in chemistry lab? Will you
yell "Hey suck my package, you A.V.
geek fagit!" and push me into the
lockers when I pass in the hall?
association. He livers for deaf.