Evan Kessler

Ramapo Hs, Attended 1994 - 1997, Class of 1997

ABC Nursery School, Grandview Elementary, Lime Kiln Elementary, Temple Beth Sholom Hebrew School, Pomona Junior High School, Ramapo High School, Syracuse University

Syracuse University, Attended - , Class of , Other

Leapfrog game organizer, honorary scientist

The color blue and the number 7, the entire population of high school kids in washington state

www.evankessler.com, being shirtless, mixing Coke and Pepsi to genetically engineer the one true Supercola, projectile vomiting through the open windows of moving cars, bounty hunting, pining for the fjords, hanging around the playground with a box of cookies, stealing stereos, radioing for backup.

High Fidelity, About A Boy, A Prayer For Owen Meany, Cat's Cradle, Catcher in The Rye, All Quiet On The Western Front

Raiders of the Lost Ark, High Fidelity, Better Off Dead, Taxi Driver, Mallrats, The Professional, The Big Lebowski, South Park Bigger Longer And Uncut, Barcelona, Groundhog's Day, Garden State

Clem Snide, Wilco, Radiohead, Pavement, Pulp, Beck, Old 97's, Idlewild, Ryan Adams, Coldplay, Ben Lee, Ben Folds, Liz Phair, Beth Orton, Elliott Smith, Uncle Tupelo, Aimee Mann, Whiskeytown, Magnetic Fields, R.E.M, Pearl Jam, Flaming Lips, Brendan Benson, The Feelings Police, The Oregon Trail, Evan Kessler & His Only Two Friends, Soulgasm.

South Park, The Family Guy, 24, Stella, The State, The Office (UK), Daily Show, Colbert Report, The USA Cartoon Express, Pinwheel, You Can't Do That On Television, Turkey TV

Scorpio

I'd like to think that I'm a cornucopia of useless facts
and stories that have no point whatsoever. And man am I
hot.

Former New York Giants' Placekickers Ali Haji-Sheikh and Raul Allegre. People who think I'm "not attractive" on opposite day.
Mandy Moore.