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"I'd like to think that I'm a cornucopia of useless facts
and stories that have no point whatsoever. And man am I
hot."
More about Evan
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Schools:
Ramapo Hs, Attended 1994 - 1997, Class of 1997
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Schools (Other):
ABC Nursery School, Grandview Elementary, Lime Kiln Elementary, Temple Beth Sholom Hebrew School, Pomona Junior High School, Ramapo High School, Syracuse University
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College/University:
Syracuse University, Attended - , Class of , Other
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Occupation:
Leapfrog game organizer, honorary scientist
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Affiliations:
The color blue and the number 7, the entire population of high school kids in washington state
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Hobbies and Interests:
www.evankessler.com, being shirtless, mixing Coke and Pepsi to genetically engineer the one true Supercola, projectile vomiting through the open windows of moving cars, bounty hunting, pining for the fjords, hanging around the playground with a box of cookies, stealing stereos, radioing for backup.
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Favorite Books:
High Fidelity, About A Boy, A Prayer For Owen Meany, Cat's Cradle, Catcher in The Rye, All Quiet On The Western Front
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Favorite Movies:
Raiders of the Lost Ark, High Fidelity, Better Off Dead, Taxi Driver, Mallrats, The Professional, The Big Lebowski, South Park Bigger Longer And Uncut, Barcelona, Groundhog's Day, Garden State
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Favorite Music:
Clem Snide, Wilco, Radiohead, Pavement, Pulp, Beck, Old 97's, Idlewild, Ryan Adams, Coldplay, Ben Lee, Ben Folds, Liz Phair, Beth Orton, Elliott Smith, Uncle Tupelo, Aimee Mann, Whiskeytown, Magnetic Fields, R.E.M, Pearl Jam, Flaming Lips, Brendan Benson, The Feelings Police, The Oregon Trail, Evan Kessler & His Only Two Friends, Soulgasm.
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Favorite TV Shows:
South Park, The Family Guy, 24, Stella, The State, The Office (UK), Daily Show, Colbert Report, The USA Cartoon Express, Pinwheel, You Can't Do That On Television, Turkey TV
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Zodiac Sign:
Scorpio
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About Me:
I'd like to think that I'm a cornucopia of useless facts
and stories that have no point whatsoever. And man am I
hot.
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Who I Want to Meet:
Former New York Giants' Placekickers Ali Haji-Sheikh and Raul Allegre. People who think I'm "not attractive" on opposite day.
Mandy Moore.
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roaming the halls of higher learning.
searching for nachos? searching for tang? searching for cheez puffs? motive: unknown.
secondly, he's good if you need a personal dancer to spin circles around your rendition of madonna's 'la isla bonita.'
he's very good at that.
oh, and three (i've upped it to three things)
he's good at being a pussy and bailing out of a harmless team bonding horse back riding trip in the wilds of the onondaga valley.
Evan is a fantastic human being and my favorite person to have late night IM chats with because he too keeps student hours. And he thinks I'm funny. At least I think he thinks I'm funny.
times we met, so I assumed that he hated
me on sight. Not too much has changed.
Though I have found out that he's an
excellent blogger, hates text messages,
and my #1 choice of people to have good
conversations with in loud bars.
scared puppy lost in the woods.
Finding him is half the fun of the
friendship. Ladies? The hunt is
on. Also, I know how to say sorbet.
Sheesh. Fuck.
because of our dancing prowess. I mean
we draw crazy crowds to the little
store in our building. "Take my breath
away..."
coolest way possible. He can take a
random comment from me and not only
make some sense of it, but also retort
with another comment that makes me go
hmmm (yes like C&C Music Factory). I
will never forget our times in studio -
him on the floor (not lying on the
floor..whatever), me talking about food
and restaurants. Why? Because he
mentions it everytime we talk! ;)
the world than Ev? Evan is the epitome of
goodness; kind, gentle, witty, relaxed and
endowed with the natural handsomeness to
always look stunning in blue flannel
jammies. Ev- living with you at school was
fab, thanks for turning me on to J.C (that is
Johnney Cash not Jesus Christ). May the
world come to know your brilliance on music
television! I love & support all of your
endeavors (even when you are cranky).
XOXOXO-LOVE Sammy J.