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Interested In:
Friends, Activity Partners
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Member Since:
Oct 2003
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Hometown:
San Antonio
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Logan's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/2678916
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Occupation:
Professional Musician
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What I enjoy doing:
music, travel, drinking, wearing things, having stuff, being awesome
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Favorite Books:
The Land of Laughs, The Wheel of Time, American Gods, Tolkien, The Paris Review, The Writings Of --- H.S. Thompson, Langston Hughes, George Plimpton, Gigantically oversized leather-bound tomes that display my Smart-Ness.
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Favorite Movies:
Harold and Maude (my absolute favorite..) Alice's Restaurant, MST 3K, South Park- Bigger Longer & Uncut, A Clockwork Orange, Lost in Translation, Rushmore, The Royal Tennenbaums, The Lord of the Rings movies, Willy Wonka and the Chizzy Fizzy
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Favorite Music:
Charlie Parker, Grandaddy, John Coltrane, Ben Folds, Elliott Smith, Miles Davis, Bjork, Blue Mitchell, Metric, Charles Mingus, Thelonious Monk, The Polyphonic Spree, Jellyfish, Outkast, Cornelius, Squarepusher, Aphex Twin, Muziq, Hair Metal (all of it.)
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Favorite TV Shows:
cooking shows, sportscenter, southpark, mr. show, conan o' brien, comedy central as a whole, the discovery channel, the history channel (when its -not- the WWII channel, )
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About Me:
I play trumpet among other things. But I'm best at that,
so thats-a what I do. I'm really into arts & crafts of
the southwestern/modern prairie home genre(s), and you can
usually find me at citywide garage sales or mexican flea
markets hawking my wares. I like girls who have
short/long hair that probably can't beat me up, which
leaves out a lotta girls. I don't collect anything, but I
buy lots of useless shit which I eventually turn into some
charming arts & crafts piece that I can sell for major
bucks (see my famousest of pieces- "Xbox game cartdrige
and Homestarrunner coaster set- An Exhibition in
Loneliness" for a good example.) My books are available
on
both Oprah's and Dr. Phil's respective websites, and I am
planning a hostile takeover of the worlds waterways using
an armada/fleet of trained manatees (aptly dubbed The Dark
Manatees.) Swearing fealty to me now is prudent and wise,
as I have clearly cornered the market on all things
awesome.
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Who I Want to Meet:
People who acknowledge my awesomeness and share my passion
for me being the shit. and Burt Reynolds.
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busted in small-stakes tourneys, re-
buys, and then wins with quad queens
when i have queens full.
muuuurrddeeerrrrr!
see me and Logan's television debut.
i cant get over it. amy j burned me a
copy of the xmas show (on which you can
hear steph yell FUCK YEEEEEAH right
before wig in a box) and i've just been
listening to diamonds on repeat. jeez-
us.
blowdryer picture for like five
minutes straight. And Mike's
testimonials aren't helping.
These guys are just too much.
check. Blank look of total fear,
check. Fear of bread dear, sadly,
check. Asanine nicknames, check.
Digital camera posuer/eraser who never
e-mails you the pictures he promised
months ago even though you see him on
a regular basis and he does jack-shit
all day long, check. Treats your
living room like a low-grade frat
house for two days and then expects
you to fly back from L.A. to Dallas
only to drive to San Antonio to bring
him his suitcase that he,
characteristically, forgetfully, left
at your house (and I assume he wants
me to pack it as well), check.
Haphazardly leaves his "precious"
trumpet in the most abominable spots
on the bus and then explodes with
enraged dismay when (shock) someone
accidentally steps on, kicks, or sits
on it, asking why people don't care
more to take care of his things,
check. Barrel-of-monkeys sized
laughs, check. Grey pajama bottoms,
check. Relentless grooming, check.
Excellent taste in food, wine, music,
and scotch, check. All-around
excellent dinner/dancing
date/companion, check. Hung like
Chewbaca, check. Never listens to
Abba, sadly, check. Sounds like Logan.
as Logan could give me an asinine
nickname like "Reba" without being
punched in the face.
Logan, we squeal. Sometimes we scream.
Sometimes we hiss. Sometimes we'll
muster up enough courage to squeak out
a 'hello'. And his response is, without
fail, constant: a blank look of total
fear. I hear he reacted the same way to
the grandiosity of the bread deer, so
at least I know I'm esteemed in the
best of company.
pretty sure Logan will pee in your
butt. That's what guys who erase
pictures they're not supposed to from
their digital cameras do.