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""I'm the father, the leader the king of this castle, don't hold the line or give me no hassle. I'll spank you, ground you,..."
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Schools (Other):
Delevan Elementary, Arcade Elementary, Ivers J. Norton, Oswayo Valley, Lompoc Valley, Ellicottville Central, Jamestown Community College, Point Park College
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Occupation:
Kiva Hunk
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Affiliations:
Productions Procedures Productions, 8 bit dick productions, Found mag, Marvin Dioxide, The Dovers, Zebulon Pike, Outragis Gren, The Gerrymanders.
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Hobbies and Interests:
The red spoon promise, Mapping out the interiors of people's homes. Once laid, it is best to remove the eggs and incubate them properly. You can leave them in the ground but the nest area should be protected from other turtles and native animals that may come into the area. Some aquatic turtles will lay eggs in the water. Usually, these are not fertile, but if you can remove them, it is worth trying to incubating them. You must be very careful when opening a nest. I use a paint brush and slowly brush the dirt away. This is a very time consuming process because the dirt is packed very tightly. When removing eggs, do not jostle or rotate them. The eggs should be placed in an incubator, purchased or home made. I use a plastic bowl, placing damp sphagnum moss or vermiculite at least 2 inches deep. I then make an indentation for the egg to be placed in. A thin layer of moss is who's house it is. Also drawing and painting maps of fictitious cities.
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Favorite Books:
Anything by Mark Leyner ("et tu, babe; My cousin, my gastroenterologist"), Don Robertson ("The greatest thing since sliced bread"), The Wallace/Wallechinsky family ("The people's almanac", "The book of lists") and The Found book (by Davy Rothbart)
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Favorite Movies:
Big Shots, Motorama, Swimming with Sharks, Darby O'Gill and the Little People, Runaway Train, Barfly, Trust, Bruster's Million, Westworld, Harry and Tonto, Groundhog day, Over the Edge, Harold and Maude, Work by Lumet, Hartley, Ashby, Jarmusch etc...
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Favorite Music:
Wake, The Lobster Quadrille, Incredible Hawk, IQ180, Plate and Dr. Rectangle, The Delusionals, Ghostwriter, Leo's Operation, El Grosso, Quiet Down, Wet Labia, Vox Humana, Flash Darlings, Keith John Adams, Tender Pervert, Glen Arm, Aaron Fenner, The Jovis, Juan Prophet Org, El Boxeo, The Fitt, Ephemeris, Mind over Matt Bennett, Gods among men.
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Favorite TV Shows:
Commander Tom's world, Gimme Gimme Octopus, Flukey Luke, Sledgehammer, MacGyver, Hunter
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About Me:
"I'm the father, the leader the king of this castle, don't hold the line or give me no hassle. I'll spank you, ground you, disconnect the cable. Make you eat your meals at the dining room table, cuz I'm a mad dad!"
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Who I Want to Meet:
The Adirondack Clown, Someone who can explain my handheld testicle.
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Danny's Dick. They could have been
huge. Really big. But danny stopped
playing with Danny's Dick. Now
Danny's Dick will never be huge.
you're a survivor , yall all not give up
im
mamasaymamasaymamasaymana
when they pressure you to be a rock star:
for all those who say
"make me happy", "please me", "entertain
me"
I've only this to say
fvck off, get out of my life
fvck off, get out of my sight
'cause i don't need your b.s. tonight
for all those who say
"make me happy", my door's locked, my
phone's unplugged
go away
fvck off, get out of my life
fvck off, get out of my sight
'cause i don't need your b.s. tonight, today
or anytime
no, i don't need your b.s. tonight
fvck off
fvck off
fvck off
-fvck off- the frogs
and he wears it on his poop-lipdick
he takes his big black dogg out for a
walk
and terrorizes the neighbors with his
dogs cock
and when the time comes to head on
home
he calls up his homies on tha tell-tell-
phone
did you like this rhyme even though it
was mean?
you can read it again while eating your
poop ice cream
means that you have a bit of santorum
on your chin... maybe left over from
Stephen Webber? Probably.
of sexy robot vacation worlds
his inspiration, teacher and reason to
live, Duane Tabak drummer for the band
Acidic, broke his leg on a trampouline
and couldn't finish the Cattaraugus
County Graduation Party Tour of
Destruction. When Danny picked up the
drum sticks, a little bit of Satan came
over him, and he suddenly found himself
rocking every beat on heartbreaking
Gwar ballads, teethcrushing Megadeth
tunes and ass-kicking classics by
groups like Van Halen, Slayer and Black
Sabbath. When somebody yelled "Play
some Skynyrd!" Danny didn't hesitate.
Eventually, Duane healed, and reclaimed
his seat at the throne, as well as at
the dirt factory, but the memory of
that head banging summer lives on in
the minds of everyone who was lucky
enough to be there.