Thomas has already left his indelible
mark on Chi-town. Take a stroll in any
neighborhood, and all the guys are
dressing and talking him, and the girls
are just stumbling around in a daze
thinking about him. Thomas ain't here
anymore, and the city's worse for it!
Thomas is the only person I know
who I can call an anarchist and
mean it. The beauty is he'll know
exactly what I mean and he takes it
as the compliment it's intended to
be.
If that's not enough, he's a good guy,
great conversationalist, funny drunk,
and scrappy scrabble player.
Yo, this cat's dope. I saw him
spinning one time at this party and he
was NICE!! He was mixing some of the
illest beats I had ever peeped. This
cat was all up on the table mixing and
scratching that shit with his fucking
elbows bro!! My head was like Fuck, I
don't know if I can handle this shit.
I'm telling you, this cat Thomas is
the truth. Fo real
You're a freak! Why don't you ever call me
anymore? Just because I'm not a freak
doesn't mean I don't deserve some face time
buddy. You just haven't been the same
since you started working for the PO. You
gotta stop sniffing that stamp glue.
If you have not seen every episode of
the Simpsons at least five or six
times, don't try to involve yourself in a
conversations with Thomas and me.
Though he usually does the voices
so you'll at least know he's quoting.
While Thomas may look like Bigfoot in
the picture above, I assure you that
the resemblance is mere coincidence.
I've known Thomas a long time, and I
have no reason to believe that he is
involved in the recent sightings of
the large, hairy, bipedal creature
living in the Pacific NW woods.
Thomas, on the contrary, is a kind and
gentle creature, and he is far less
hairy than ... many. At the same time,
I must admit that a certain enigma
surrounds Thomas--a mystery given
voice in Kevin Spacy's final words in
LA Confidential: "Rollo Tomassi."
Thomas has a big heart. A lot of big
heart. You might think he's really
sensitive because he blinks those big
doe-eyes at you and says you're special.
Then you realize that he's being
sarcastic. But then you realize he's
being sarcastic because he really is
sensitive. Then you feel bad for saying
that mean thing. But then you're having
such a good time that you forget all
about it at the Pizza Party. But not
Thomas. He later buries a little piece
of his big tender heart in the back
yard. You just killed something
beautiful, you sick, evil person! Stop
looking at his beautiful picture! DIE DIE!
gotta rock for three!
So take off that Wire T-shirt and give
it to me, I've been into them since '77
mark on Chi-town. Take a stroll in any
neighborhood, and all the guys are
dressing and talking him, and the girls
are just stumbling around in a daze
thinking about him. Thomas ain't here
anymore, and the city's worse for it!
who I can call an anarchist and
mean it. The beauty is he'll know
exactly what I mean and he takes it
as the compliment it's intended to
be.
If that's not enough, he's a good guy,
great conversationalist, funny drunk,
and scrappy scrabble player.
spinning one time at this party and he
was NICE!! He was mixing some of the
illest beats I had ever peeped. This
cat was all up on the table mixing and
scratching that shit with his fucking
elbows bro!! My head was like Fuck, I
don't know if I can handle this shit.
I'm telling you, this cat Thomas is
the truth. Fo real
anymore? Just because I'm not a freak
doesn't mean I don't deserve some face time
buddy. You just haven't been the same
since you started working for the PO. You
gotta stop sniffing that stamp glue.
the Simpsons at least five or six
times, don't try to involve yourself in a
conversations with Thomas and me.
Though he usually does the voices
so you'll at least know he's quoting.
the picture above, I assure you that
the resemblance is mere coincidence.
I've known Thomas a long time, and I
have no reason to believe that he is
involved in the recent sightings of
the large, hairy, bipedal creature
living in the Pacific NW woods.
Thomas, on the contrary, is a kind and
gentle creature, and he is far less
hairy than ... many. At the same time,
I must admit that a certain enigma
surrounds Thomas--a mystery given
voice in Kevin Spacy's final words in
LA Confidential: "Rollo Tomassi."
Rollo Tomassi.
reaching, more passionate interests in
music. And fried foods.
heart. You might think he's really
sensitive because he blinks those big
doe-eyes at you and says you're special.
Then you realize that he's being
sarcastic. But then you realize he's
being sarcastic because he really is
sensitive. Then you feel bad for saying
that mean thing. But then you're having
such a good time that you forget all
about it at the Pizza Party. But not
Thomas. He later buries a little piece
of his big tender heart in the back
yard. You just killed something
beautiful, you sick, evil person! Stop
looking at his beautiful picture! DIE DIE!