I had my prehensile knees removed successfully after a painful
bout of projectile aneurisms. Now I live in a small, velvet box on
the counter and count things. The rest may be comfortably viewed
at http://www.davezilla.com
Who I Want to Meet:
I want to meet my Arch-Nemesis and defeat him/her in a no-holds
barred Sumo-Jello Competition. Or maybe Soupy Sales.
What can I say...the man was my Macintosh
Jedi Master while we languished in the
bowels of a crappy Royal Oak newspaper. A
good friend who also taught me a very
valuable lesson: Don't fuck with Santa Ria.
Dave is the kind of person you can
always count on. A true friend in every
sense of the word. I consider myself
fortunate and blessed to know him and
have his friendship in my life. He is
also one of the funniest and wittiest
guys I have ever known.
Dave is dangerously intoxicating, a bit
like bubbly wine that makes one giggle.
Dave should be taken with great
moderation, except maybe by the
greatest of lushes.
Jedi Master while we languished in the
bowels of a crappy Royal Oak newspaper. A
good friend who also taught me a very
valuable lesson: Don't fuck with Santa Ria.
always count on. A true friend in every
sense of the word. I consider myself
fortunate and blessed to know him and
have his friendship in my life. He is
also one of the funniest and wittiest
guys I have ever known.
like bubbly wine that makes one giggle.
Dave should be taken with great
moderation, except maybe by the
greatest of lushes.
online and offline. He always adds
life to a conversation with his wit
and humour.
talented, creative, kind, has a way with
cats, and those are just a few of the
reasons why I love him.