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Interested In:
Friends
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Member Since:
Oct 2003
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Hometown:
Philadelphia
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Company:
Nothern Arms
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Keith's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/2690088
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Other education:
Pourrezaei University of Advanced Affliction .
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Occupation:
Praticante del Libero Amore. Blockhead. Tomcat.
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Affiliations:
Union League of Philadelphia, International Nihilist League
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What I enjoy doing:
Moustache Wax, Pantomime, Deflated Braveries, Piracy, Skulduggery.... Bribes and Collusions, Good wine and Women of Dubious Sexual Persuasion, Shoeshines, Crookery and Mendacity, Amourettes, Fisticuffs, Fine Wool, Zeppelins and Suspenders, Braces, 1st Editions, Mugshots, Smog, CharlieChaplin, Buster K, Divertissement, The Western Canon, Dismantling Liberal Thought, Excoriating Chomsky Devotees, Groucho/Harpo, Peter Falk, Burl Ives, William F. Buckley Jr., Burgess Meredith, Scatman Crothers - www.nationalreview.com, www.frontpagemagazine.com, www.evilconservative.com, Jollywater of the cheap and clear variety
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Favorite Books:
Having reached such an advanced age I almost exclusively read menus......however, some books do come to mind.....if I strain: Gargantua and Pantagruel (Rabelais) Dead Souls (Gogol) The Red and the Black (Stendhal) Fathers and Sons (Turgenev) The Importance of Being Ernest (Wilde), Oblomov (Goncharov), City of God (St. Augustine), The Ethics (Spinoza), Complete Stories of Flannery O'Connor, Call It Sleep (Roth) Culture and Anarchy (Matthew Arnold), The Fourfold Root (Schopenhauer), The Man Without Qualities (Musil) Death In Venice (Mann), the Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, Mount Analogue (Daumal), Steppenwolf (Hesse), Hero of Our Time (Lermontov) Decline of the West (Oswald Spengler), Nichomachean Ethics (Aristotle), Journey to the End of the Night (Celine), The Gay Science (Nietzsche), The Future of the Humanities (Kaufmann), The Conservative Mind (Russell Kirk), The Master and Margarita (Bulgakov), Taras Bulba (Gogol), The Faith of a Heretic (Kaufmann), Critique of Cynical Reason (Sl
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Favorite Movies:
The 9th Configuration, Winter Kills, Elling, The Life and Times of Judge Roy Bean, Cat on a Hot Tin Roof, Annie Hall, The Lady Eve, the Wanderers, Raisin In the Sun, The Last Detail, Character, The Deer Hunter, Grapes of Wrath, Cool Hand Luke, Rushmore, theRoyal Tennenbaums, The Sting, Duck Soup, My Dinner With Andre, Crimes and Misdemeaners, Who's Afraid of Virginia Wolf?, Preston Sturges.....Oh, and I used to like Wes Anderson until that last abomination.
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Favorite Music:
Kurt Weil, Waits, Queen, Cash, Eno, Ferry, Chopin, Bowie, Nick Cave, Wilco, Alexander Spence, Joseph K, Wicker Man Soundtrack, Roy Orbison, Branko
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Favorite TV Shows:
Firing Line, The McLaughlin Group, Columbo, C-Span, 24
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About Me:
It's better to hear it from them...
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Who I Want to Meet:
Disinherited Heirs, Moonlighters, Homewreckers, Fabulists, Vaudevillians, Savants, Scamps/Tramps, Flappers and Pooh-bahs, Wannabes, Haberdashers, Pickpockets,Triplets, Blue-stockings, Firebrands, Rogues and Trespassers, Throttlebottoms, Dragoons, Bed-wetters, Cuckolds, Mummies, Polemicists, Draggletails, Phrenologists, Luminaries, McGreevys, Czars and Orangoutangs, Spankers, Umpires, Hygienic Bicycle Couriers, Orators, Continentals, State Troopers, Lyssophobics, Profligates, Fleshpots, Tattle-tales, Fishmongers, Wagnerians, Soubrettes, Sanguinarians, Orthodontists, First-Basemen, Punchinello, Mayors, Meal-tickets, Keepsakes and Spearheaders, Yokefellows, Wastrels, Watchmakers, Belletrists, Hairsplitters, Amateurs, Sharks, Slatterns, Salesgirls, Algonquins, Larcenists, Foul-balls, Gormandizers, Spitters, Hylozoists, Babysitters, Rabelaisians, Underclassmen, Scatologists, Pricks and Rascals....and, of course.....The man who shot Liberty Valence.
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against all odds, our man KP
persevered with nothing more than his
charisma and his oversized manhood.
Upon first meeting him one may be
struck by his overpowering charm and
wordplay, but he never fails to make
an impression and leave you wanting
more. In short he is an enigma,
wrapped in a mystery, wrapped in tight
black trousers. Ladies and
gentlemen, I present to you the most
influential man south of South Street,
Keith Richard Peirce.
renounced the institution of friendster. Well, I
wouldn't know where to begin considering I
know him better than he knows himself. I
guess there are a few essential things to know
about the son of a bitch.
1.) As a young lad he was a roadie for a metal
band called Zeus.
2.) He does not know how to swim.
3.) He is too witty and charming for his own
good.
4.) His mastery of the English language allows
him to seduce and manipulate.
5.) He thinks I'm the funniest girl he's ever
met.
6.) His favorite sandwich is the infamous
bacon double bacon.
7.) He sometimes slips into the character of
Virginia Clemme- An elderly southern black
woman.
8.) He always befriends non-English speaking
immigrants, pariahs and the lonesome ones.
9.) I have beat him in every athletic
competition.
10.) He will always love me.
I give you Keith Peirce, The man, the myth, the
lengend. Amen.
c'est plus amusant
encountering Keith, as any little sister when
first meeting the lucky man her sister has
chosen. But Keith, equipped with his
hyperactive mouth and demonstrative
gestures, quickly eased any doubts I may
have had. Although I must admit I
sometimes envy the attention he receives
from my sister, I could never wish for a better
man to steal her away from me. I now
consider Keith my wise, older brother, whom
I both adore and admire. I only wish I had
met him before Kimia.
characteristics of the greatest men;
like Alexander he carried his head lop-
sided, like Caesar always had something
braided into his hair, like Leibnitz he
could drink coffee and, once he was
sitting comfortably in his armchair,
like Newton he would forget to eat and
drink, and like him would have to be
woken up; he wore his wig like Dr.
Johnson, and he always left a button of
his breeches undone like Cervantes.