Jayvi Velasco

Cubicle Dweller, Sound Engineer, DJ (since '91)

Trying new things, DJing, Clubbing/ Dancing, Collecting records, Hanging out with friends, Vintage clothing shopping, Mullets, Spooning, Popping bubble wrap, Sarcasm

So I Married An Axe Murderer, Happiness, Swingers, Better Of Dead, Coming To America, Orgazmo, Kentucky Fried Movie, Airplane!, Revenge Of The Nerds, Commando, Can't Buy Me Love, Delirious (Eddie Murphy), Serendipity, Dumb & Dumber

House (including: Deep, Funky, Jazzy, Soulful, Brazilian/Latin-tinged), Bossa Nova, Nu-Jazz, Broken Beat, D&B, Old School Hip Hop, Reggae, Dancehall, Original Breaks, Turntablism, some '80s, anything that stands out in it's genre.

Coupling (BBC), Friends, Three's Company, Saved By The Bell, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Arrested Development, Reno 911

Libra

I think Dr Evil put it best when he said, "The details of
my life are quite inconsequential... Very well, where do I
begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving
boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy
and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-
old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My
father would womanize, he would drink, he would make
outrageous claims like he invented the question mark.
Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort
of general malaise that only the genius possess and the
insane lament. My childhood was typical: summers in
Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring, we'd make meat
helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag
and beaten with reeds... pretty standard, really. At the
age of 12, I received my first scribe. At the age of 14, a
Zoroastrian woman named Vilma ritualistically shaved my
testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum,
it's breathtaking. I suggest you try it."
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A girl named Kim.
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