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"I'm loud and quiet. Depending on the day... I'm a hopeless
gossip and a hopeful romatic. I hate the word panties and I..."
More about Chutney
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More About Chutney
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Occupation:
Student/Actress
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Hobbies and Interests:
Acting, drawing, volleyball, music, politics, travelling, costume play, cooking, beer, The Packers, Foot Fetish Photos, corporate art, Yu-Gi-Oh Trading cards
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Favorite Books:
Winter In The Blood, Little Women, The Four Promises, Dark Knight Year One, A Dame To Kill For, The Diary Of Anne Frank, Hellboy, Catch 22, .....
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Favorite Movies:
Aliens, Predator, Goonies, The Killing Fields, You've Got Mail, Cast Away, Forrest Gump, Shadow of a Vampire, Real Genius, The Lady Vanishes, Matrix, Breakfast at Tiffay's, African Queen, Maltese Falcon, Citizen Kane, Freddy Got Fingered. The Big Lebowski
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Favorite Music:
Yeah Yeah Yeahs, B2K, The Donnas, Peaches, Clay Aiken, Plaid, Dave Matthews, Justin Timberlake, Lords of Acid, Ben harper, Polyphonic Spree, Wu-tang, Tribe Called Quest, Outkast, Niel Young, Interpol. Skinny Puppy (Ogre!), Pink, Cody Chestnutt
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Favorite TV Shows:
Daily Show, Adult Swim, AFHV, Trading spaces, Queer Eye, Survivor, real World, Ed, Simpson, Step By Step
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About Me:
I'm loud and quiet. Depending on the day... I'm a hopeless
gossip and a hopeful romatic. I hate the word panties and I
have been in ten car accidents. None have been my fault. I
like to dance, but I don't mind staying home, boozing it up
and playing video games. I own a lot of makeup, but I
rarely wear it. I have a cat named "Bar-B-Que" and read to
him every night. I like to be wrestled to the ground. My
dad has been "missing" for nearly eight weeks, but I know
where he is. My current project: I've commissioned a junior
high theater class to shoot a digital shot-for-shot remake
of Irreversable.
That's quite enough.
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Who I Want to Meet:
I want to meet some people that are adventurous and
creative. I'm not going to get into specifics about
interests and looks, because whatever. I don't care. Just
be yourself. What's an open marriage? Let me get to know
you and then I'll decide if
I don't like you. I am looking to experiment a little but
that isn't set in stone. Ilove guys who are funny and
intelligent and am attracted to girls with long legs and
fiesty personality. Like my mom. What?
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Testimonials and Comments for Chutney
is crazy. Last summer, I went to visit
my cousin Steffen in L.A., when I
finally got to Steffen's house, I was
pulling in the drive way, and I heard
two gun shots, and my rent-a-car began
to tilt to the side, when I looked up,
there was Chutney with a .22 and
a "Welcome to L.A. Dave" sign coming
out of the bushes. I was kinda pissed
at first that she shot out the tires
on my rental, but I wrote it off as a
kind of crazy ass warm gesture. I hung
out with her later that night when
Steffen went to work, and we had a
great time. This girl knows how to
distract a pizza man like you wouln't
believe. She may be clinically insane,
but she has a kind heart and good
intentions.
CRAZY. I mean, if you're looking to
have a wild time, look no further. I
mean, she's INSANE. The stuff Chut
does is just CRAZY, and the stories
that result the next day are just
NUTS. I'm serious - this girl is
CLINICALLY INSANE. I remember one time
she, Chutney was driving, I think we
were coming back to her place from Sky
Burger, and she gives me this BONKERS
look and just cranked CRAZILY on the
parking brake, "Just to see what
happens, like on TV!" That's messed up.
a mini-movie together, it was Cats I
believe, wow that brings me back.
Remember the time with the pen and the
waffle, hooey, that was hi-larious.
Wait, now I remember, you left me with
bloody stumps where my legs once
stood, you bastard. I hate you. All
in all, Chutney is great to hang
around if you enjoy inducing sweet,
sweet vomit.
Chunder Knee, Chut the slut, and Princess Bar
Stool) she is Unique, to say the least. She can
be graceful and elegant, then turn around and
be the crudest and nastiest lush. The girl has
broken my heart too many times to count, yet I
can't hate her. She knows how to push
buttons, I know when I come to visit and she is
wearing only a North Face Back pack and a pair
of hiking boots, she wants something from
me. Like a dog waiting to be let out side, I can
only give in. For the past two years that bitch
has gotten me to do her taxes with that same
outfit. Come Tax time I will probably do them
again.
brother in September. Ok, to sum up my
feelings toward Chutney I am going to
describe the time I was introduced to her on
September 20, 2003. I was at my brother's
place enjoying a B Keaton movie when this
girl barged in completely drunk. It was two
in the afternoon and this girl was spouting
out (as far as I could tell) random bits and
pieces of Ockham's Razor. Before we knew
it she was in the kitchen looking for butter to
make some macaroni & cheese. I think I've
said enough.
last summer and the first one ended
with us getting in a car accident
(Chutney's fault) and the next one
ended with me going to jail (That gay
waiter's fault). Chutney is a crazy
girl and she rocks. And Chutney, next
time we hang out, I'll drive:)
known eachother for very long, but she
is the "cutest-slash-strangest-slash-
cutest-again" girl that I have ever
met. She a walking paradox. So, guys
(or girls... OMGWTFLOL??!!) if you are
looking for a firecracker, look no
further. This girl is olde timey.