Jeff Yourmom

Owasco Elementary, East Middle School, Auburn High School, Vassar College

White Collar Working Schmuck

Class of 2006 Student Board

Outdoors, Fun, Bicycles, Camping, Natural Disasters (read: volcanoes, tornados, blizzards, glaciers, tsunamis, earthquakes, mudslides, floods, etc).

Many. I'm not so keen on The Trial.

I don't know, but isn't Requiem for a Dream fucked up? The end is so awful.

Franz Ferdinand, Spoon, Depeche Mode, The Natural History, GY!BE, The White Sheets, Fan Screen, The Cabinet Heads, Paul Montgomery's iBand

The Simpsons, Reno 911!, The Weather Channel, Anything on Home and Garden

I've always thought that the word "metaphysics" had an especially appealing ring to it. I would like to learn how to "optically scan" documents. My car is older than me. I used to have fish, but they died. I used to have gerbils, but they died too. I don't like gerbils, but now I know how to tell apart the sexes. I've never broken into a safe. Or robbed a bank. I've written on the walls of a dorm with the dye that they put on fire alarms. And that's my life in a nutshell.

People who like jean shorts, obnoxious nose-blowers, and a whale whose name is Fugu.