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Walk me
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"I like taking long walks and finding things to eat on the
sidewalk, I also enjoy watching my "caregivers" do some
really..."
More about Cougar
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Occupation:
Chicken-wrangling-Mouse-trap
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Affiliations:
da wes-side and the lower east side...
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Hobbies and Interests:
your food, your leg, dried pig ears, perfectly edible things on the sidewalk, licking my balls (wait, my "master" focken had them removed), peeing on your stuff, and did I mention your leg?
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Favorite Books:
Zen and the art of motorcycle maintenance
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Favorite Movies:
The Bear, Blue Crush
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Favorite Music:
badly drawn boy, tupac (your body is banging baby I love the way you flaunt it time to give it to daddy nikka now tell me how you want it) Shakur
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Favorite TV Shows:
anything but the karate kid and the phantom...
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Zodiac Sign:
Capricorn
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About Me:
I like taking long walks and finding things to eat on the
sidewalk, I also enjoy watching my "caregivers" do some
really dumb shit. Nobody understands me...
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Who I Want to Meet:
Someone who will free me from the shackles that my "owner" forces upon me... someone who will rub me the right way... and someone who likes to eat sidewalk food...
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In the lane, snow is glistening'.
It's yellow, NOT white I've been there
tonight,
Marking up my winter wonderland
Smell that tree? That's my fragrance.
It's a sign for wandering vagrants;
"Avoid where I pee, it's MY pro-per-ty!
Marked up as my winter wonderland."
In the meadow dad will build a snowman,
following the classical design.
Then I'll lift my leg and let it go Man,
So all the world will know that it's
mine-mine-mine!
Straight from me to the fence post,
flows my natural incense boast;
"Stay off my TURF, this small piece of
earth,
I marked it as my winter wonderland."
Woof!
feel funny, Cougar...
rude mofo. and you
smell like ass.
- a haiku
have all the female friends?...
I know the truth, Cougar. I've caught
you staring at Paul's crotch, you ball
licker!
to me when i have food in my hand..and
yes he attacked me from the back when i
thought he was giving me a hug but i
realized he was trying to hump my
friggin leg..u might be cute but it
aint happening..Boo-Yah!
of my leg-No I am not walking you.
COUGAR! Get your fangs outta my hand-
No I am not gonna scratch your ear.
Cougar! Stop sitting your a$$ next to
me, you just took a dump. Ok, that
does it; I'm gonna Elmer's glue all
this fur on my pants back to where it
came from!