Sara Snowwhite once built a bed with
her bare hands. And some wood. And
nails. Probably something to measure
with too, but the point is that she did
it.
i don't know sara very well, but she
let me wear her wig and then i gave it
to paul to wear and she didn't mind
that either... sorry if your head's
still itching sweetie...
I hope to wake up on your bathroom
floor with my pants around my ankles at
least a half a dozen more times. Achja
damals, wenn Deutschland war immernoch
Deutschland und wir waren immernoch
Schuldenfrei, Schmerzenfrei und Jung.
Sara! Your're pooping! Wonderful! At
my age, I'm backed up like a barge
cramming through a drainage pipe!
Okay, I'm not that old. When I quit
smoking, I subsituted cigarettes with
cheese. But thats besides the point.
Where were we? Oh yeah. Sara's cool.
You can find her dragging that hair
across the US. She travels alot and
when your lucky enough to have her
stay the night, she buys donuts for
you in the morning. Cute, sweet,
charming...oh wait..that's Jimmy.
Jimmy is very, very, gay. But in a
macho Richard Chamberlin gay way,
don't you think? Who am I kidding?! He
is totally Christopher Lowell!
As the picture shows, Sara has no
problem taking a deuce wherever she may
roam. Lucky for us she has obsessive
compulsive disorder and smothers the
terd in bleach when shes done,
rendering the terd albino. oh and James
is gay.
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sara are you growing a gorrilla finger
in your new picture?
Oh Sara. Where do I begin? James in
gay. Sara likes the smell of farts that
come from my butt. I offered Sara oral
once but I was turned down. The night
is still young.
Testimonials and Comments for Sara
folks who eat at Jewish bagel houses. I
like to speak jibberish to everyone who
eats at Dunkin Donuts.
her bare hands. And some wood. And
nails. Probably something to measure
with too, but the point is that she did
it.
both Traitors shows, and she didn't put
up a fight or anything.
except for the constant middle finger.
ow.
let me wear her wig and then i gave it
to paul to wear and she didn't mind
that either... sorry if your head's
still itching sweetie...
floor with my pants around my ankles at
least a half a dozen more times. Achja
damals, wenn Deutschland war immernoch
Deutschland und wir waren immernoch
Schuldenfrei, Schmerzenfrei und Jung.
my age, I'm backed up like a barge
cramming through a drainage pipe!
Okay, I'm not that old. When I quit
smoking, I subsituted cigarettes with
cheese. But thats besides the point.
Where were we? Oh yeah. Sara's cool.
You can find her dragging that hair
across the US. She travels alot and
when your lucky enough to have her
stay the night, she buys donuts for
you in the morning. Cute, sweet,
charming...oh wait..that's Jimmy.
Jimmy is very, very, gay. But in a
macho Richard Chamberlin gay way,
don't you think? Who am I kidding?! He
is totally Christopher Lowell!
problem taking a deuce wherever she may
roam. Lucky for us she has obsessive
compulsive disorder and smothers the
terd in bleach when shes done,
rendering the terd albino. oh and James
is gay.
in your new picture?
gay. Sara likes the smell of farts that
come from my butt. I offered Sara oral
once but I was turned down. The night
is still young.