Jeff Cohen

      "I'm a land developer by day, and a musician by night. I'm pretty sarcastic, but in a fun infectious kind of way. My history..."

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      • 學校(其他):

        Wootton/University of Maryland/MC/UOP

      • 學院 / 大學:

        University of Maryland - College Park, 參加 1998 - 2002, 年 2002, 學士學位, Business

      • 職業:

        Land Development

      • 社交團體:

        NSTAFL

      • 興趣愛好:

        playing & creating music...sports...working out...eating good food..etc..etc

      • 最喜歡的電影:

        chasing amy, office space, dumb & dumber

      • 最喜歡的音樂:

        let's talk about this one

      • 最喜歡的電視節目:

        curb your enthusiasm, six feet under, jamie kennedy

      • 星座:

        Aries

      • 關於我:

        I'm a land developer by day, and a musician by night. I'm pretty sarcastic, but in a fun infectious kind of way. My history is as follows.... Somewhere in the black mountain hills of Dakota, I was born in a log cabin and killed me a bear when I was only three. Raised by wolves, I was later forcefully kicked out of the pack due to my muscular physique. Lost and alone, I naturally took up music as a way to meet chicks. My first musical experience was playing the Indian Chief in the ill-fated Village People tribute band "Penis Flytrap". Following the break-up, I began what is known as the "lost years" which culminated with me busking on street corners to support my $100 a day toad licking habit. Broke and destitute, I was forced to sell myself into sexual slavery on eBay, where I ended up in Washington DC as houseboy to the Ambassador of Gamehenge. If you have made it this far and are dying to know where I am now .please feel free to drop me a line .

      • 我想要結識的人:

        a lady in the streets, but a freak in the sheets...

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      • Mike
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      • Everyone quiet down, the doctor is
        in...
      • Tige
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      • Jeffrey Lawrence Cohen...was my first
        best friend ever..we went to camp
        playworld and became buddies ever since.
        When jeff first got into playing the
        drums...he would bang on them while i
        would rap songs on his sophisticated
        sound system in his parents basement.
        We recorded the ever popular...."Clowy,
        O CLowy you brought an erection to my
        JOEY" that was probably the best song
        ever.

        I think i got jeff to smoke his first
        cigarette and other things and we had
        great times in OC especially fighting
        on coastal highway in front of
        wendies...remember those girls jeff?

        anyway then you became a frat boy and
        your life ended......
        nah you r my boy for life and IM down
        to rap over your drum beats any day...
      • Nikki
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      • WOW!

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