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"I'm a land developer by day, and a musician by night. I'm pretty sarcastic, but in a fun infectious kind of way. My history..."
More about Jeff
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Schools (Other):
Wootton/University of Maryland/MC/UOP
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College/University:
University of Maryland - College Park, Attended 1998 - 2002, Class of 2002, Bachelor's Degree, Business
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Occupation:
Land Development
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Affiliations:
NSTAFL
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Hobbies and Interests:
playing & creating music...sports...working out...eating good food..etc..etc
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Favorite Movies:
chasing amy, office space, dumb & dumber
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Favorite Music:
let's talk about this one
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Favorite TV Shows:
curb your enthusiasm, six feet under, jamie kennedy
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Zodiac Sign:
Aries
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About Me:
I'm a land developer by day, and a musician by night. I'm pretty sarcastic, but in a fun infectious kind of way. My history is as follows.... Somewhere in the black mountain hills of Dakota, I was born in a log cabin and killed me a bear when I was only three. Raised by wolves, I was later forcefully kicked out of the pack due to my muscular physique. Lost and alone, I naturally took up music as a way to meet chicks. My first musical experience was playing the Indian Chief in the ill-fated Village People tribute band "Penis Flytrap". Following the break-up, I began what is known as the "lost years" which culminated with me busking on street corners to support my $100 a day toad licking habit. Broke and destitute, I was forced to sell myself into sexual slavery on eBay, where I ended up in Washington DC as houseboy to the Ambassador of Gamehenge. If you have made it this far and are dying to know where I am now .please feel free to drop me a line .
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Who I Want to Meet:
a lady in the streets, but a freak in the sheets...
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best friend ever..we went to camp
playworld and became buddies ever since.
When jeff first got into playing the
drums...he would bang on them while i
would rap songs on his sophisticated
sound system in his parents basement.
We recorded the ever popular...."Clowy,
O CLowy you brought an erection to my
JOEY" that was probably the best song
ever.
I think i got jeff to smoke his first
cigarette and other things and we had
great times in OC especially fighting
on coastal highway in front of
wendies...remember those girls jeff?
anyway then you became a frat boy and
your life ended......
nah you r my boy for life and IM down
to rap over your drum beats any day...