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"First off, it's ALL about ME. That's crucial and ya gotta know that in advance. Anyways, always much love to my girls Sexy..."
More about .j.
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Schools (Other):
St. Robert's Gradeschool (class of '92), St. Ignatius College Prep. ('92-'96), University of San Francisco ('96-'01) [that's right asswipe, it took me 5 years!], Barbizon School of Modeling ('01-Present)
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Occupation:
Whiteboy/Chimpanzee/Admin Chimp/Imaginary Pornstar
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Affiliations:
AA (court mandated, fucker). The (650)...holla! & http://web.tampabay.rr.com/lnsemsf/English/english.html (DO IT SPOCK!!!)
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Hobbies and Interests:
Temporary psychosis (wha?), porn, NFL football, Howard Stern Show, fighting Foo, nudity, cars, speeding, excessive drinking, mishaps with cars, clubbing babies with seals, donkey punchin', la tele, dirty sanchez's, general naughtiness, admiral obsenity...
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Favorite Books:
Men Are from Mars, Women Are from Venus (I'm from Uranus, and u need to wipe better).
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Favorite Movies:
Heat, The Godfather (parts I and II), Braveheart, Star Wars (all of 'em, fuckwad), Scarface, Fight Club, Top Secret, Memento, The Big Lebowski, Snatch, Memento (did I say that one already?), ...Quite a few others...
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Favorite Music:
Rock, Metal, Alternative, Hip Hop, Hard House, etc. -- Nirvana, Radiohead, Metallica, The White Stripes, Staind, Simon and Garfunkel (Graduate Soundtrack), Foo Fighters, Soundgarden, NIN, and the INCREDIBLE Milli Vanilli. Rob and Fab rule! RIP Rob...
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Favorite TV Shows:
Punky Brewster, Simpsons, Sopranos, South Park, Howard Stern, Three's Company, Golden Girls, Married With Children, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Designing Women, Reno 911!, Saved by the Bell, Magnum P.I., MTV Cribs, anything reality...
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About Me:
First off, it's ALL about ME. That's crucial and ya gotta know that in advance. Anyways, always much love to my girls Sexy and Kiddo. I like soup. Jack Daniels is da pimp daddy. Whatchu talkin' bout Willis? Huh? Who said that? Hey, how did u get in here? Garlic is yummy. Disco Stu doesn't advertise! Me fail English? That's unpossible! Donde esta la biblioteca? Mono con queso! DUI's are expensive and I need a tan.
Shout out to the true love of my life. TIVO, my darling, I love u sooooo much and I'll be home soon. Always rollin' heavy. Baba Booey! Oogie, we have way too much fun together (and sometimes it hurts!). Hey baby, wanna ride my horse?
Go Niners! Jail is NOT fun. :( Don't hate me cuz I'm beautiful. Sick my duck. Randomness and tofu rule. Did I mention mono con queso? Think about it... :-P
Did I mention that IT IS ALL ABOUT ME! ME, ME, ME, ME, ME, ME, ME, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me......I FUCKIN RULE!!!!! Haha! ;) I LOVE myself (frequently, oh yeah!!!)
If you're a freak (and you KNOW you are), fuckin' add me: pierju@hotmail.com
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Who I Want to Meet:
Why would I wanna meet anyone when I have myself right here, in person, 24/7?
But, if I had to make a choice...I wanna meet (and meat) people who I've lost touch with. New people to touch. Old people to touch. New people to lose touch with. Your mom. People who refer to themselves in the third person. Monobrows and wicked sideburns. Aquaman. Jive turkeys. Midgets (NOT dwarves). People who are missing limbs. Pink tacos. Like-minded, demented mutha fuckas. Flexible straws. Snap, Crackle, and Emmanuel Lewis. Monkeys (WITH CHEESE!!!). Chinese food. Haircut.
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him, see ya in hell, Satan.
you than it was for me.
panic in a pew.
songs. But you know, you really should
be careful about what you sign when
you're shitfaced at 4am in my jacuzzi.
Now, let me introduce myself, my name
is Humpty. Take that, beeeyatch!
First, I agree with Mercedes, He does
drive like shit! 2nd: he is a Hecca
cool guy to hang out with. His motto
should be "Never judge a book by it's
cover", do not assume anything based
on his appearance or 1st impression.
There is a very fuzzy line there....ha
ha. He is a great bowler, and is in
GREAT shape to go hiking with (NOT),
Justin don't forget your Ensure. He
also has great self-esteem, in fact I
don't know how he gets his big head
through doors j/k. All joking aside:
Justin is a great guy to hang out
with, very down to earth, and very
SWEET!
well when I first met him I thought he
didnt talk, but after I got him to open
up he wouldnt stop. there he goes
(instant message) He is a cool ass
white boy! You and your lab top...
remember in inspector gadget, Penny had
a lab top, ok im tripping right now. ok
what else.... hum well he cant drive
for shit, and he doesnt eat eggs and
potatoes with ketchup which I find
extreamly disturbing. But other then
that he's normal. I see him living in a
loft in manhattan with a door man,
Justin has class and swagger... ight
talk to ya later
-Mercedes
long time- Seems like we've known
eachother for ages.. He acts so old to
be so YOUNG! hahahah- Its all good
Justin! Your doing your THANG!Dont 4
get- You will always be my BIG BRO-
even if im older than you. I got ur
back! Much Love from me 2 u! If you
ever need anything HOLLA!
Maylo