Bellula Fitzsimmons

the school of hard knocks

corporate schill

I'm very active with my local chapter of "Who Gives a Crap about Anything"

I generally like to look around and think about how much better I am than everyone else.

I only read books so obscure and pretentious that none of you plebeians would have heard of them.

See above

See above -- or really anything from the Laotian theatre

See above

I would describe myself, but your tiny heads would explode.

I'd like to meet people interested in forming a society that worships me -- preferably one in which all the men wear togas.