'G L A D Y S' e nymphomaniac

I'm smart enough to survive but education ruined me...

Foothill-De Anza Community College - Foothill College, 參加 2007 - 現在, 學士學位, Psychology (Clinical/Developmental/Personality)

Work is for horrible people..

EAT EAT EAT(especially sweet stuff).Shopping.Spending money.Travelling.Gossip.Clubbing.Violin.Golf.Archery.computer games.and being GLADYS.. AND buying clothes for little Pudding

Anything by 瓊瑤..And magazines or books as long as it's gossipy, bitchy and entertaining...and not educating to destroy my already-many-destroyed braincells

Anything that keeps me long enough in my seat to finish the show

Too many to be named

SCRUBS, EllenDegeneresShow, Late show with David Letterman, TMZ, Simple Life, Malcolm in the Middile, The Simpsons, Dancing with the stars

Aries

Im EUPHORIC/ECSTATIC EIGHTEEN (Getting Old.GOSH!) this year.Im a MAN-eater.

I'm a mixed blood and Im proud of my countries.Be born into e right family,choose ur chromosomes wisely.Im proud to be a girl and ENJOY being one.

Im a little too concerned about MY HAIR
Im a little too concerned about BAGS
Im a little too concern about SHOES
Im a little too concerned about PERFUMES
Im a little too concerned about MAKE UPS
Im a little too concerned about CLOTHES

Rules of feminism:
Never believe in remaining friends with an EX.
Never date your girl friend's ex-boyfriend, not at least until 6 mths have passed.

The *Must-Know*:
We aren't always the nicest people in the world,but we make up for it in looks and taste.
We may seem like the royal bitches,stuck up and shallow,but in real life,we're so much more.

Always watch out for "FRENEMIES" or "FRATERS" they're friends who just pretend to like u,but in actual fact,they hate u,THEY are ur enemies.

Do gossip.

Do Love animals.

DO LOVE SHOPPING.

If you have nothing good to say,tell them to the people you trust.

Always have 2 friends,1 to talk to,and 1 to talk about.=)
Telling the truth is good,telling people what they want to hear is better.

ALWAYS love yourself more than anyone else.

If people dress like u,take it as a compliment,they will noe u started it first,if they don't,remind them.

Diamonds are a girl's bestfriend.

No such thing as "Too girly"

If people aren't nice to u,they're jealous.

The root of all evil is 'boredom'.

To flirt,just smile & be cute.NEVER MORE.

Anyone who dumps u is a loser.

When in doubt,act ditsy.Or scream.

Social awareness is next to godliness.

*NEVER,EVER, touch what's mine.*
I'll be watchin closely

Jealousy is when you don have something tt another has but you still can get it.
Envy is when you don have something tt another does and no matter what you CANT get it.
so Don't ENVY us

I am the bitch.THAT's why..

I MAY NOT BE THE MOST INTERESTING PERSON YOU'LL EVER MEET.I WON'T CHANGE YOUR LIFE.AND YOU WON'T CHANGE MINE. =)

Im really friendly,Bitterly Sweet too
I'll cry over your wounds so I can get salt in them
I take sparrows, dip them in peroxide,then sell them as canaries
I'll throw a drowning man both ends of a rope
The only way I can hear good about myself is talking to myself
I'm suffering from the hardening of the hearteries

Don't piss me off.

Never touch what's mine.

Just because I look sweet,doesn't mean I am. =)

SHOPPING IS MY PATRIOTIC DUTY,IT HELPS IN THE COUNTRY'S ECONOMY. I. LOVE. SHOPPING.

I HATE.HATE.HATE. WAITING. So DON"T ever be late,though I might sometimes. =)

AND I HATE COPYCATS.

I can deal with backstabbers.I don jus get even,I get MORE.
Watch me.

LOVE ME.I'LL LOVE YOU MORE.
MAKE ME HAPPY.I'LL MAKE U HAPPIER.
Upset me,I'll break your heart and everything you have