More About Skyler
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Occupation:
actor/comedian
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Hobbies and Interests:
camping, laughing at the expense of others, spending wrecklessly, eating Italian and sushi, making excuses, trying to figure out what Hispanic people are saying about me when they talk about me with their language, anything on the beach, firing range
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Favorite Books:
oh and the 2 best bands ever Led Zep & The Chili Peppers (i couldn't fit it in, woops) books=The Fountainhead, yellow pages, The Giving Tree, Kama Sutra
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Favorite Movies:
Empire of the Sun, Bottle Rocket, Rushmore, Goonies, Taxi Driver, David Fincher, any Cameron Crowe, any Steve Martin, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Dumb & Dumber, Waiting For Guffman, Deep Throat, Rules of Attraction, Pulp Fiction, Steamboat Willie, Bill Murray
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Favorite Music:
Spacehog, Radiohead, Replacements, Doors, Tiffany Kyees, Ima Robot, Mazzy Star, Marley, Tosh, RZA, Ice Cube, Eminem, Ben Folds, THE POLICE, Al Green, Blue Riddim Band, Beck, Gryphon Shepard, WHAM!, Kontious Marz, James Brown, Tribe, Public Enemy, Death In V
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Favorite TV Shows:
SNL
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About Me:
Energy. I have it.
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Who I Want to Meet:
Killer creative types that are obsessive and are committed
to art that knocks socks off.
Women who inspire me. I write poems for strangers, but
they are better when you actually hand them to someone.
Provided that they like them. If there is a woman who
knows who Dignan is - she can marry me. But I won't be
doing that anytime soon. Is there a girl out there with
the heart of Marley, the smarts of Einstein and the voice
of Hope Sandoval? I would also like to meet Bob
Barker, if you have
any way to make that happen - bring it. David Bowie too.
I hate people who litter. SO MUCH. If you are a celb, I
won't date you, unless you are Natalie Portman.
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Testimonials and Comments for Skyler
had a huge crush on skyler. he seemed
to be the only human being that could
stand up to our liza manelli like drama
teacher. i realize now that it wasn't
sexual attraction i felt, but pure and
genuine respect. i thank god i never let
my hormones get in the way of a
wonderful friendship like ours....although
im still curious if his "balls are pulsating
stars of pleasure" as was written in the
stalls of the bathroom by the art studio.
i was just watching south park and saw
a commercial for a new
show...congrats...i am very proud of you.
-robert wedge
even have to try, he just naturally
is. This fool is hella adorable and
crazy and wacky, in every good sense
of course. Did you know this homie
can freestyle?? He knows how to kick
it old school fa sho!! He's a
sweetheart and just a kewl dude, whom
I share the same hatred for people who
litter.. hehe... An energy that is
hard to ignore... it's all YOU!!!
common other than the love of David and
his Farts. Wait, that's not true. We
share the love of shiny objects and
boobs as well. I love you Kolbe.
about skyler. he is a government
experiment, the love child of Gene
wilder, gilda radner, robin williams,
and most definitely emperor hirohito
(who was surprisingly hilarious).
Skyler is also part wolf, so be
careful, he could snap. But either
way, i suggest you grab on and hold
tight, cuz being friends with this guy
is a hell of a ride. Word!
of that kareoke club in a drunken
rage. That was uncalled for and I'm
sorry for everything that followed. You
know, with the cops 'n shit. (wink
wink) That being said... I think Skyler
is really funny and while I wouldn't
sleep with him, I sit on his face every
chance I get. ladies, i suggest that
you follow suit.
You are all under investigation by the
Department of Homeland Security.
Anyone who has clicked on this file
will be part and parcel to a pending
hearing. For those of you who have
actually attempted to contact Mr.
Clipner will be tried as accomplices.
Others who have spoken to him about
his show will be assumed collusionary
and will be sent to Guantanamo Naval
Base and held indefinately without
charges being brought upon you. Why
am I telling you this now? Because I
love the Sky-pony and want to see him
succeed. Call me Skyler, I've got a
killer spec for you.
of money on a game yet he held his
composure like a man in the end...for
that he truly is a Lawn Wrangler! I
love you, Bob
of stone washed jeans full of boiled
bacon and cherry pie. ALL AMERICAN!
Have you read the Great Gatsby? Well
this cat is nothing like Gatsby but
more like the character 'Abner' if such
a character existed. I want to give
Skyler a piggie back ride, because he
is my friend.
the greatest rush you'll ever have. It
lifts you up and pushes you to your
creative limit. The rest of the time,
it just makes you nauseous.
Occasionally, you'll shit yourself. But
no matter what... no regrets. (Except
when you shit yourself.)