• Kat Sanford

      "My pussies eat carpet. No wait, that doesn't sound right. I mean literally, I have 2 cats (Miss Kitty Face and Jazz)..."

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      • Cat
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      • kat is hot pink cotton candy with thumb tacks
        mixed in. she is a rare being that can see beauty
        before it has to be pointed out. she is strong
        enough to rip you to shreds if you do her wrong
        she will lend an ear to anyone with a heart
        wrenching story and give her last quarter to
        someone she doesn't know in need and hug
        them. i know, i've seen her do it in the subways
        of NYC. it's hard to know what surpasses what in
        her heart. her talent or her compassion. full of
        conviction and empathy it's hard not to hear her
        poetry and understand what true talent is.
      • Willy
      • Posted
      • i didn't date kat once. it was fun.
      • Olivia
      • Posted
      • So it goes like this: Kat and I, in St. Louis,
        bonding over candy-colored pop art shoes.
        We are trying to come down from the jittery
        rush that is slam finals, when suddenly, Kat
        says: "My car is gone."

        I look up, borrowed cigarette hanging out of
        my mouth like a misplaced punctuation mark.
        "What?" And its gone. To a tow yard
        somewhere outside the city limits of Hell. I
        mean, St. Louis. Detroit poets to the rescue,
        busting out superhero moves and taking us
        all the way there. After: angry towing guys,
        huge dog, corrupt St. Louis cops outside
        minimart, and $290 Cold Hard Cash...

        This is the first time I have ever ridden in
        Kat's car, and I am entranced. Enchanted.
        Stickers, flowers, labels everywhere. Like a
        scrapbook or a kid's room who dreams of
        astrophysicianship. And I look at Kat,
        smoking, speaking, driving beneath St. Louis
        bridges draped in garlands of bright graffiti,
        and I think: Damn, this girl is amazing. And I
        think: I will definitely
      • Cat
      • Posted
      • she is the kat to my kitty. she is the
        VW bus to my mini van. and she is the
        insanity to my mundane. i love her
        more than words and always wish her
        happiness. on occasion i miss waiting
        tables during the graveyard shift with
        her at denny's, serving drug addicts
        coffee and occasionally calling the
        police for protection; but then i
        remember martinis in manhattan and
        say "that was much better...when the
        fuck is she gonna visit me again." but
        she is my kat and i hope i will see her
        soon. love you, babe.

        kitty
      • Melissa
      • Posted
      • kat is a woman beyond beauty and words
        to describe her. she is capable of
        anything she wants to achieve and
        always greets me with a smile. she's a
        spunky tidal wave of possibilities and
        had always made me feel like i am as
        beautiful as she already is.
      • Lee
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      • "She expanded her chest to make it
        totally clear that here was the sort of
        woman you only dared to cross if you
        had a team of Sherpas with you. "
        Kat that's for the snaps when I
        deserved them, the cigarettes when I
        needed them and the hugs when I wanted
        them. One of the few poets Melissa and
        I actually brought something back from
        Europe for. ( use the cigarette cover
        Kat, its cooler than Kools J ).
        What can be said about Kat that has not
        been said? Volumes.. A cool young woman
        with more to her than meets the eye, I
        have become a fan of her poetry but
        her Fan Club' is full and they didn't
        even send me a decoder ring. Talking
        with Kat ( cigarette in hand) is like
        listening to Bjork remixed by
        Portishead with spirit of Johnny Cash
        lending a hand on vocals; entertaining,
        informative and pretty damn sexy. Oh,
        and for a white girl she has a nice
        tushy. But that's our secret...
      • Stephen
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      • Kat just might be the only girl I know
        who understands the divinity that is
        the muppets, where's waldo, aquateen
        hunger force, and several other novelty
        items that need not be described,
        without a doubt one of the coolest
        girls and peoples I knows.
      • Posted
      • at night, i curl by her chapbook
        and wonder if all those dreams will
        come true.

        i have a crush on this woman!

      • Willy
      • Posted
      • when ever kat and i hang out, showers
        and sleep are replaced with guinness
        and,um, err, fighting...yeah. what
        more can i say, she's a winner
      • Dan
      • Posted
      • Kat is a crazy Bitch! She thinks she
        knows everything (but does know alot of
        it) and REALLY cannot change a tire!!!
        If only I diddn't like ass/dick sooo
        much damn, I would be in her kitchen
        faster than a skank to an std! Kat,
        you are a pushy bitch, but I miss ya!
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