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"I'm learning latin this summer. Please help me. I may not have the strength to pull myself out of this hole. If you need to..."
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學校（其他）:
City College-Graduate English literature program, SUNY Geneseo
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學院 / 大學:
City University of New York - City College, 參加 2004 - 現在, 年 2005, 碩士學位, english literature
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職業:
Grad. student/ P.T. Adjunct/ Item humper
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社交團體:
Greenpeace, socialists, ReclaimDemocracy.org, Most known forms of evil, ACLU
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興趣愛好:
Pitch and putt, a nice tall glass of warm vicodin, xanies, not lifting heavy boxes while sweating balls, Giving "A"s, not giving "F"s, 12 hours of uniterrupted video game playing, giving the stink-eye to people who don't tip, traveling faster than the speed of reason
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最喜歡的書:
How to Lose Friends and Alienate people, What's the Matter With Kansas?: How Conservatives Won the Heart of America, American Psycho, The Informers, Nickle and Dimed, Nationalism and Sexuality: Middle -Class Morality and Sexual Norms in Modern Europe, Picture of Dorian Gray, The Importance of Being Ernest, One Market Under God, The Corporation, Moral Politics, Looking Awry By Slavoj Zizek
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最喜歡的電影:
Basquiat (sp?), Bowling for Columbine, anything with ZOMBIES, except 28 days later becuase they were not zombies!, Dogville, Garden State, Outfoxed, The Corporation, Shaun of the Dead, Mean Girls...what? It was a good fuckin' movie, Batman Begins, Closer, Happiness, Land Of The Dead
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最喜歡的音樂:
Elliott Smith, Death Cab for Cutie, Rufus Wainright, radiohead, talib kweli, the sound of your mom shitting, Postal Service, The Shins, Fiona Apple (Extraordinary Machine), David Bowie, Jenny Owen Youngs, Pete Yorn
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最喜歡的電視節目:
Law and order, Reno 911, six feet under, simpsons, The Office, ER, West Wing, Arrested Development
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星座:
Sagittarius
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關於我:
I'm learning latin this summer. Please help me. I may not have the strength to pull myself out of this hole. If you need to know more, the next paragraph should sum up my issues for you...
I'm constantly getting myself in way over my head and pulling it out somehow. I'm a chronic dogger...Just like Unbreakable...
I still have a poorly developed sense of shame.
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我想要結識的人:
Hey, if you were a hotdog, would you eat yourself? And what if hotdogs were so pleantiful that we used them as currency? Like I'd say "gimme four hotdogs for a nickle", depending on the strength of the Yen.
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the last testimonial you wrote to me, the
one about the farting, you farted.
the same way for 10m years, that's how
you'll look in heaven.
motion, one cheek goes up, one
cheek goes down, one cheek goes
up, on cheek goes down, Lord
bless you for your heavenly creation
of the bulbous female trunk and
here is a Promise America, if I ever
have enough money to buy out Ted
Turner all of the television
programming will be based around
women walking, look out next week
cuz innocent Sandra's car broke
down and she has to walk to the
grocery store AWWWWW, OOOOO,
thats entertainment NYUCKA.
new marketing idea to attribute
characteristics of mental illness to food
products. He feels this would be helpful
in food sales. For example: "Corn
flakes-spectacularly schizophrenic." He
explained that in order to stay "hip"
and "with it', food products need to
market an idea of rebellion, and what's
more rebellious than a break with
reality? Then he farted and blamed it on
me.
(From the bathroom): "Timmy, come 'ere,
you gotta see this turd!"
(To a nasty drunk flirtateous bitch at
Kelly's): "That's sexual harrassment,
and I don't have to take it!"
(At a frat party): "The frat brothers
were being assholes, so I went into
their bathroom and pissed all over the
walls. Twice."
inside me for a few years. He's ok. A
little loud in the mornings, not too
hygenic, likes to rip out my doors. He
would sleep late, I would house him-It
was a thing we had
for a slice of Entemanns choc fudge cake
and a glass of milk.
conglomerate...Gary is unexpectedly
down to earth. He is also very
funny...one time he made me laugh so
hard I peed a little.