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      • Klover
      • Posted
      • Kellam is one more reason to spell "cool"
        with a "K". kinda like those cheap menthol
        cigarettes, only elevated to the klassiest of
        levels beyond the realms of liquor store
        variety. she is minty, refreshing, rewarding,
        soothing, addictive. what i'm trying to say is
        that i love this woman, more than all the
        midgets combined in her fan club. i love her
        because there is nothing about her not to
        love.
      • Trey
      • Posted
      • In the late 1970's government
        scientists from the secret T-ville
        research facility succesfully combined
        dna samples from wonder woman and snow
        white. The result was a rather
        unpredictable amzon goddess who is
        worshiped by little people. In recent
        years the subject has escaped to the
        deep south and is rumored to be using
        the name "Kellam." If seen please
        contact your nearest secret government
        facility.
      • Mario
      • Posted
      • Kellam is the coolest person ever!
      • Jim
      • Posted
      • You know Kellam's a superstar from the
        moment you meet her. She's a
        sweetheart. Which is probably what
        the midgets love about her.
      • Andria
      • Posted
      • Kellam is the ONE! She owns the world!
        I love this woman! We go way back, and
        one thing that never changes is
        freakin' awesome she is! And just to
        confirm, yes, there are
        midgets...many, MANY midgets.
      • Meagan
      • Posted
      • Kellam is light as a feather, stiff as
        a board! This go-getter spends her time
        running down oogy repairmen who refuse
        to admit their own stupidity. OWN IT!
        OWN IT! She has a GREAT head of hair
        and is considering a career dancing at
        the Clermont. She gets things done
        this girl does, so watch out and clear
        a path to the top! Oh and mens if
        you're Scottish and sexy walk it
        Kellam's way! Mansandals =
        Dealbreakers. Just don't go there!
      • Bryan
      • Posted
      • Kellam is my original diva. I risked
        my life just so I could see her when
        she got home from London. She helped
        me see the light!
      • Donna
      • Posted
      • Anyone who is stalked by midgets is
        destined to be my friend! It makes
        all of the glass eyes I've had thrown
        at me seem normal.
      • Matthew
      • Posted
      • Kellam is SO difficult to work with.
        It's probably because her beauty is
        so...intoxicating. And distracting.
        But after a while, you get used to it.
        Then the fun begins. Strangest thing
        about Kellam? Midgets follow her
        everywhere. I've never seen anything
        like it!
      • Erica
      • Posted
      • Connecting with Kellam is connecting to
        the world. She knows someone in every
        governed society!

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