Kelly Dillon

St Bernard's Elementary School, Class of 1993
Academy Of The Holy Cross, Class of 1997

St. Bernard of Clairveaux, Academy of the Holy Cross, UMD (kinda), UNLV

University of Nevada - Las Vegas, Bachelor's Degree, psychology

student, purveyer of truths, drunkard, art lover

The International Sisterhood of Crashing with Friends, Team Good, Team Bad, Team BOOD!, OPGB-4 Life!

mandalas, art, music, [V], hilarity, goin' out/side, hiking, outer space, JohnCleese, BrianFroud, AnthonyHopkins AlanAlda, ConanO'Brien, LyndaBarry, Mutts, TheFarSide, wakin up in strange places, sleepin with my friends(~HA!), JELLY REMOVER! FOR A PHOTO ALBUM!, shitty bars, spottin mullets and men wearing women's jeans!, sweetass ninjas, NTN trivia!!!, chilln with California Jon & kickin his ass at trivia, interesting German artists with jealous girlfriends, etc

anything Edward Gorey/WaltWhitman/Bukowski/Camus/Jung, TheWoman In White by W.W.Collins, The Greatest of Marlys, The Catcher in the Rye, She'sComeUndone- WallyLamb, Go Ask Alice, Woman Warrior-MaxineHongKingston, TheAwakening-KateChopin, my psyc books, etc...

LAV, Goonies, Scarface, Slackers, Pecker, Loser, PrettyWoman, Rushmore, Totoro, RedDawn, TheOutsiders, M*A*S*H, war movies, BreakfastClub, Memento, Dancer in theDark, TheSecret of NIMH, Hackers, ShawshankRedemption, Adaptation, Amelie, BoyzInThaHood, Juice, a million more...

Sparta, Decemberists, MosDef, PostalService, Sublime, [v], Go-Go, DJSpooky, Ke oki, various DJs actually, electronica, Orishas, SilverChair, dark shite, Celtic, Folk, Hildegard von Bingen, GLove, InMediasRes, STP, Tool, Sm.Pump, Tricky, MasvAtck, Portis/Lemon /Radiohead(s), Bjork, PM5K, nirvana, RHCP, The/FireTheft/Cure/Smiths/Sunday s/Weepies/JealousSound, DismembermentPlan, EmilianaTorrini, SDRE, Beck, Mit ten, GaryJule, BlindMelon, Belly, DefTones, Fugazi, Tupac, Biggie, AndOne, Divi sion, (basically I like to rock the fuck out and/or chill the fuck out so a bunch of music that helps me do that is what I listen to )etc...

M*A*S*H -the greatest show that ever was & ever will be EVER in the history of the universe!!, Conan O'Brien, SCRUBS, Seinfeld, Egg, Globetrekker, Cooking shows (Rachael Ray rocks!), PBS shows, Fawlty Towers, The Simpsons, MST3K, Saved By the Bell, Living Single, Dog the Bounty Hunter, Pimp My Ride, nature shows, Chapelle'sShow, BookTV, Antiques Roadshow, Insomniac, Nip/Tuck, Law&Order, Arrested Development, etc...

Aquarius

I DON'T LIKE PEOPLE PLAYIN' ON MY PHONE & I KEEPS IT REAL!I believe chaos rules this universe.here's some random stuff.One day Matt Groening's gonna immortalize ME!! I'm an old lady now.I miss the ocean.Mark and I have played Caveman Keno for over 30 hours straight.I'm on Team BOOD.I miss my best friend ONE-EYE representin' back in PG County yo!..Every dream I've had about someone being pregnant has proven to be prophetic and this scares all of my girlfriends.I often wish I lived in another era like the 1920s or 1950s...I love psychology and learning about people and their underlying behavioral processes (we all think we're so damn different
and unique when, in actuality, we are so very similar.)I hate alot
of my friends but really love some of them...I have made several huge mistakes in my life and I'm paying for them now.... when I'm wrong I admit it, but that doesn't happen too often (but DAMN, when I'm wrong, I am REALLY REALLY WRONG!!) ... I fuckin HATE clowns. They are mad evil! ...I would wager that I can drink you under the table...When I go to TGIFriday's I instantly become addicted to playing
that dang trivia game (& instantly drunk as well!) I'd rather drink & play that game all night long than talk to most people....People have been praying for my downfall for years when all I've ever done is help them better themselves and boost their stupid self-esteem; and I've
always known this yet still was a chill friend (and/or "more") for them.... I have a found art collection part of which consists of photographs I've found on the street... Asians love me. Seriously, almost every new person I meet is of the asian variety. All my asian friends call me the Asian Magnet in whatever their native tongue may be....uhh...I thoroughly enjoy the messaging back and forth between myself and certain friendsters (you know who you are)...uhhh... that's all for now.
P.S.- If you wear a "trucker hat" you better damn well be a trucker (or at the very least, homeless.

...people who lie but never to me..people I'd wanna be...hott chix..zombies..maybe a pirate or two...old skool mutha fuckas..porn stars...people with money to burn (I've got a match, baby!) other girls who don't have many girls as friends...C.G. Jung, Joseph Campbell...people who can hook me up with free cigarettes and/or CDs & stuff...more las vegans, people who've been to outer space or perhaps just believe they've been to outer space..people who'll teach me new and kickass things..a ninja..Kevin Eubanks...Rob Zombie..Michael Ian Black.. Tricky. .Bernie Mack ..truckers..beautiful boys.. ROCKSTARS!..cool bands..people that enjoy talking to strangers ..any boys NOT named Joe or Brian/Bryan.Are there any?It is insane how many I already know. ha!