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"I'm very quiet and shy, I don't have many friends and I'm
a little agoraphobic. The right person might be able to..."
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More About Melissa
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Occupation:
Producer
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Hobbies and Interests:
cooking, dancing, political activism, photography, strip clubs, snowboarding, blackjack and world peace!
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Favorite Books:
anything written by andrew Vachss, The Subterraneans, Catcher in the Rye
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Favorite Movies:
The Red Shoes, Ciao Manhattan, Dance With the Devil, Fight Club, The Attic Expeditions, Requiem For A Dream, Rushmore
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Favorite Music:
Jamiroquai, NWA & "gangster rap", BeeGees & "disco", Tuvan throat singing
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Favorite TV Shows:
Wonderland, Oz, Sesame Street
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About Me:
I'm very quiet and shy, I don't have many friends and I'm
a little agoraphobic. The right person might be able to
change all that.
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Who I Want to Meet:
I'm looking for love in all the wrong places...so in the
meantime, I'm trying to get rid of all my friends and get
all new friends (DS)- ones that won't say no to going cow
tipping or learning to play extreme backgammon or the
polka.
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Testimonials and Comments for Melissa
seemed pretty awesome. But I will
forever remember our first
conversation.
Me: So Melissa, right? How did you
get to be a producer?
Mel: Oh, blowjobs.
Me. Hm. Really? Yea. I don't do that.
Any other advice?
Mel: You don't give blowjobs? What
are you like, talented?
be forced to love her. Wrong, being
around her is forced but loving her is
optional, and I LOVE MELISSA! When
I think of a twinkie I think of Melissa.
Soft on the outside, really soft, mushy
and sensative on the inside and
never gets stale. Melissa is seriously
the coolest person ever, everyone
should want to be her friend.
know, plus she really understands me -
which is hard sometimes apparently. She
is a great cheerleader too. Sometimes I
think it's all lies, because people,
especially in Hollywood - well, they
lie. But Melissa is genuine. I don't
know why or how, but she is. If I was
having a dance-party-USA Melissa would
be my first invite. Plus, those
knockers, I mean come on... who can resist?
She needs to be loved and handled with
care. What the hell, why lie? I wish for
her a stud, someone who is smart enough
and creative enough to handle her.
this cray-zee bee-atch so very much!
Oh, I miss the days of getting stuck on
an elevator at 4am on Hollywood blvd,
good thing I stole that bottle of
booze...oh, how I miss the days of
endless drinks at Endochine, The
Egyptian, Tse-Tse Fly parties and
Jumbo's...oh, how I miss getting phone
calls from Cannes to get skinny on Ewan
and Nicole, phone calls from Sundance
so when she saw my friends they could
rub the snow in my face...oh, how I
miss rollin' with my homie...you gots
to visit me in 'da dirty south! Grilll,
you drive on Laurel and scream,
1941!!!!!!
in the nicest possible not stalker like
way. I love this woman, she can always
make me laugh!!!
mean cheese and crackers, turn frowns
upside down, and juggle live newts behind
her back. I think she is my hero, my deity,
my guide to a life without sin or temptation.
When I close my eyes and think of Melissa....
well, it's all just too overwhelming to
explain....
almost lose my shit at last year's Platinum
Oasis when I got to play with her tits! She's
ACE!!!!
Rodeo. (whatever the hell that means). She's
cute, quick, smarter than a whip, and by god,
she'll even put on red lipstick if you ask her to.
She also digests my food for me which is very
sweet and selfless. The girl is insane in the
best way and I love her for it.