Emily

Supermom

Raising the future president, Writing, Reading, Hanging out with my hubby, Playing videogames till my eyes are bloodshot and my thumbs ache, Eating candy till I'm sick, Taking naps

A Very Special House, Still Life With Woodpecker, The Grapes of Wrath, Kitchen Confidential, She's Come Undone, Catcher in the Rye, The Alchemist, I am currently reading The Idiot's Guide to Potty Training....pretty cool eh?

The Neverending Story, Princess Bride, Donnie Darko, The Royal Tenenbaums, Rushmore, American Beauty, Lord of the Rings, Braveheart, Star Wars, Ghost World, Edward Scissorhands, Amadeus, True Romance, Heathers, Say Anything, Raising Arizona, Magnolia

Bolafeld, Depeche Mode, The Cure, Bjork, Morrissey, Radiohead, U2, Enya, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Jane's Addiction

I HATE M.A.S.H!!!!!!!!!!!!

Taurus

Everything You've Always Wanted To Know About Emily.....But
Were Too Afraid To Ask

1. I have an irrational fear of suction. The very thought
of the tube that sucks the spit out of your mouth at the
dentist sends chills down my spine. If you suction a
marker cap to the end of your tongue in front of me, I will
not hesitate to punch you in the nose.
2. I used to have a crush on Fred from Scooby-Doo.
3. When I was 15, I went for an afternoon stroll in a
cemetery. I looked up at the sky and saw an enormous UFO
hovering above. This just so happens to be on the same day
that I saw my husband for the first time. Coincidence? I
think not.
4. I barf.....ALL THE TIME. No, I am not bulimic, I just
have a very weak stomach. My husband has seen me hunched
over a bucket more times than he can count.
5. Once I took a huge swig of chunky, rotten milk....I
barfed of course.
6. As a child, I attended a daycare run by a coven of
homosexual, vegetarian witches (true story).
7. I can't cook....at all...so just because I am married
to a chef, please do not assume I know anything about
food. I don't.
8. I like the smell of Windex.
9. I've been know to occasionally snort when laughing
loudly.
10. Often when other people are talking, I appear to be
listening intently, but really I'm just thinking about
cheese.
11. I have an embarrassing addiction to America's Funniest
Home Videos.
12. As a child, when I would find a dead animal I would
either:
A. Carry it around by its tail all day, claiming it as
my "pet"....or
B. Pour water on it to watch the maggots crawl around
under its fur.
13. I have a mysterious gastrointestinal disorder which
causes me to burp about ten thousand times a day.
Sometimes it is so loud, I actually startle myself.
14. In first grade I was kicked by a horse.
15. In third grade I absent-mindedly twirled my hair into
a giant afro during silent reading time. My teacher s

Anyone who read all about me and doesn't think I'm a
complete mental case. I would especially like to meet
other girls to hang out with, as I have a severe shortage
of female friends. And don't worry everyone....I am still
a potato in a sweatshirt, and would like to meet anyone
else resembling a fruit or vegetable.