Reuben is the bombdiggity. I`ve never
met his wang, but based on the company
it keeps...Reuben is awsome, to hang
or dance with. He did mondo work on
the binge, so everyone send him good
vibes and collective thanks for that.
also, he likes the big lebowski, so he
must have good taste in movies.
Ruby is such a nice guy. Always a
gentleman. He is so polite and respectful of
others.
His DJing skills make you wanna dance
non-stop. He is the best Swing DJ in
LA.....possibly the world......and I like his
praying mantis style of dance.
One fine day while working in the
office, I opened an e-mail from my
dear friend Reuben. Maybe it would be
a little note about my soon to be trip
to Cali, maybe it would be a link to
some new pictures posted from last
months's event....or maybe everyone in
the office saw Reuben's trouser snake
while I sat in shock. Seriously folks,
Reuben is radness! He's a great host,
he has a hot girlfriend who lives in
the same town as him (finally), he's a
wiggity wack dj and a badass dancer.
I've never seen Reuben's penis, so I
cannot testify as to its size. And
I'm sort of fine with that. Who cares
anyhow? Who really wants to feel a
guy's cock in their pancreas? Okay,
fine, I do. Reuben, call me.
I spent a whole day at an amusement
park with Reuben and his then-
girlfriend and managed not to kill
him. I think that says a lot about how
kind and generous I am. I mean, Reuben
is.
to spite me.
met his wang, but based on the company
it keeps...Reuben is awsome, to hang
or dance with. He did mondo work on
the binge, so everyone send him good
vibes and collective thanks for that.
also, he likes the big lebowski, so he
must have good taste in movies.
get and has held true ever since. No
doubt the best DJ on the planet for
Jazz, and originator of the DJ Battle.
The Guru is The one and Only...and
shall go down in history as such.
services; that means he's special...and
he's got a huge wang.
gentleman. He is so polite and respectful of
others.
His DJing skills make you wanna dance
non-stop. He is the best Swing DJ in
LA.....possibly the world......and I like his
praying mantis style of dance.
office, I opened an e-mail from my
dear friend Reuben. Maybe it would be
a little note about my soon to be trip
to Cali, maybe it would be a link to
some new pictures posted from last
months's event....or maybe everyone in
the office saw Reuben's trouser snake
while I sat in shock. Seriously folks,
Reuben is radness! He's a great host,
he has a hot girlfriend who lives in
the same town as him (finally), he's a
wiggity wack dj and a badass dancer.
cannot testify as to its size. And
I'm sort of fine with that. Who cares
anyhow? Who really wants to feel a
guy's cock in their pancreas? Okay,
fine, I do. Reuben, call me.
release my inner fanatsy. the
invincible winner and you know that
you were born to be. ...
know.
park with Reuben and his then-
girlfriend and managed not to kill
him. I think that says a lot about how
kind and generous I am. I mean, Reuben
is.