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      • Jack
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      • Looks like everyone is saying how Matts an asshole. Well let me join in the fun. I fell asleep at Matts house once and when I woke up he was 69ing me. When I tried to come up for air he punched me and told me if I wanted to keep my job, I'd keep still. He forced me to drink his "prison mix" which I believe is blood, piss, puke, and jizz. Still, that night I beat him in Tiger woods by at least 10 strokes so I guess we're even.
      • Regan
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      • I'm happy someone shares my abject joy in the very concept of Snakes on a Plane. Its funnier even when they mention it on the entertainment shows on telemundo and its "Serpientos en el aeropleno con estrella Samuel L Yackson"
      • Jack
      • Posted
      • Matt has turned "beer goggles" into an
        art form.
      • Drake
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      • Oh wow. This bad boy and I go way back.
        Not only is Matt the biggest asshole
        but he loves to get trashed and force
        you listen to his HORRIBLE HORRIBLE
        music. Other than that Matt taught me
        about the birds and the bees and even
        showed me how to open up a beer bottle
        with my nose. Without you matt, I'd
        still be in my room playing videogames
        for 8 hours a day......erm...
      • Reid
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      • once when i was a boy matt touched my
        penis. ive never told anyone. he'll thunder at
        you untill he's hoarse, find your weakest
        point and pick at it untill you bleed. but
        somehow he's one of the most charming
        motherfuckers ive ever met. he once told me
        that i have a "rapist wit." from matt that was
        one of the finest compliments i have ever
        recieved.
      • Jeff
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      • Scraps damn near got me arrested while
        playing Assassination back in high
        school. So he's got that going for
        him...
      • George
      • Posted
      • Matt hides his true personality very well. You
        would never guess what he's really like by
        reading his list of... oh, let's say his list of
        Favorite Books... or Movies...
      • Maria
      • Posted
      • If you think you know how to work
        hard, you don't. If you think you're
        ambitious, you're not. If you think
        you can argue, you can't. If you think
        you know anything about anything,
        you're wrong.
        This kid will egotistically kick your
        ass and make you realize you're the
        smallest, dumbest piece of shit
        ever. You hate him so much you want
        to kill him, instead you'll kill
        yourself trying to be him.
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