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      • Nik
      • Posted
      • dude how the fuck did i see you tonight ? now you know all about the craziness i do after brunches with you. i will not hide the fact that i am now incredibly innebriated. clerks 2 SUCKS
      • Nik
      • Posted
      • dude how the fuck did i see you tonight ? now you know all about the craziness i do after brunches with you. i will not hide the fact that i am now incredibly innebriated. clerks 2 SUCKS
      • Nik
      • Posted
      • dude how the fuck did i see you tonight ? now you know all about the craziness i do after brunches with you. i will not hide the fact that i am now incredibly innebriated. clerks 2 SUCKS
      • Nehal
      • Posted
      • i'm not as hot as all mike's female friendsters but i love him mostster. maybe. at least today: cuz its your birthday!!! no cake for you!!!!
      • Samra
      • Posted
      • i'm so sorry about your dog!!!

        xo
      • Nehal
      • Posted
      • don't you know blue-eyes
        you never can win
        use your mentality
        wake up to reality

        but each time I do
        just the thought of you
        makes me stop before I begin

        'cause I've got you under my skin
      • Marie
      • Posted
      • Mike says my ability to eat about the same amount as him, him being a foot taller and about weighing a 5th grader more than me, impresses him. Dude, that aint a compliment, it's just an observation. Ok, back to the Mike Miner Flattery Club. Mike's a great conversationalist and isint afraid of breaking beds. Now that's a man!
      • Posted
      • The other night I heard a bunch of people
        sqealing "Oh my God, is that Mike
        Miner?!?!" After a while I realized that
        they were gushing over Mike Myers, but
        for an instant I thought that I was
        hanging out with a real local celeb.
      • Nehal
      • Posted
      • Michael came from meat people. Generations of
        them that could be traced all the way back to the
        time of the monkey. "The monkey with the most
        meat wins," said Michael.

        I said, "I thought they just ate fruit."

        He said, "Oh no, hell no. Look at their teeth.
        Fangs like that? If one bit you, you'd know it.
        Meat people run things, Nehal. Always have and
        always will."

        It's in his blood. I know it is. Meat person.
      • Laura
      • Posted
      • I knew Mike when he was still a pup.
        Remember when you swallowed that crayon
        and then SHIT it out?
        HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
        H......sorry, wrong beagle.
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