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part six in the silly-faces-with-parents series
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"please read my testimonials. My friends know me better than I do."
More about Kristine
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More About Kristine
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Schools (Other):
El Camino High School, American River College, University of California at Irvine
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Occupation:
server
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Affiliations:
the Deadly Westchester Yoga Diaper Assassination Squad
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Hobbies and Interests:
Acting, Directing, giving advice to babies, KNITTING, World War 2, Rock Climbing, Two Sentinels Girl Scout Camp, Existentialism, cheap wine, Backpacking, puppies!!, French, french puppies!, Yoga, Hiking, Reading, Sci-fi, Writing, Ballroom Dancing
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Favorite Books:
1984, Catcher in the Rye, the Bible (j/k), Dune (all 6), Anything Neil Gaiman The Robot Novels (Asimov), The little prince
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Favorite Movies:
Delicatessan, City of Lost Children, Amelie, Whale Rider, The man who wasn't there, O Brother where art thou, Chitty-Chitty Bang Bang, Spirited Away, Princess Mononoke, Legend, Muriel's Wedding, Cosi, Soft Fruit
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Favorite Music:
Beck, Bob Dylan, Beatles, Bjork, donovan, cat stevens, Arlo Guthrie, Dar Williams, Ani Difranco, Joni Mitchell, Joan Baez, Nana Simone, Lena Horne, Folk music in general, oldies
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Favorite TV Shows:
Invader Zim, Roseanne, Star Trek NG, Carnivale, Six Feet Under
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About Me:
please read my testimonials. My friends know me better than I do.
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Who I Want to Meet:
people...or animals...plants...iloveplants.
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Testimonials and Comments for Kristine
how you been!? how's your life? still goin up to camp? i don't know if i can again this summer but i'm going to try!
pool at Jesse and Steve's wedding
and thought "She looks just like Neve
Cambell." I was kinda wrong, but
kinda right. I fell in love with you then
and revelled in the fact that you moved
in with me. Well...you moved in with
your boyfriend and college friend that I
happened to be mooching off of at the
time, but still, we've had the benefit of
living together. You are a beautiful
person with a warm heart and glowing
spirirt (even though you kill plants in
order to survive). I'm so glad that you
said yes when I proposed and that we
are married now. Keep your boyfriend
away from me and our relationship will
be the perfect marriage it was always
meant to be.
class together and we made a mess?
That was fun.
undergarments everywhere take heed!
Kristine has thrown down the gauntlet
and she's not gonna rest till she's
destroyed every last one of you
motherfuckers. Especially the little
sexy, lacy ones. And in the meantime,
I'll keep reaching for her unsupported
bosom. Which is kind of weird cuz
she's like a mom to me. Not in the
sense of the Earth being my mother or
my actual mother being my mother, but
in the fact that I when I get really
drunk, I can curl up in Kristine's lap
and she'll stroke my hair while I paw
at her boobs. It's a beautiful thing.
weekend. illbring a keg ya? ok, so if
you want ugly cousins, you have one
here till i get a mullet.
likes me, man. Yeah, in that way. I'm pretty
lucky but gotta play it cool. A brave little
piece of Tofu Lost in a sea of In and out
burgers. Oh yeah and she can do cool stuff
wit her... never mind.
and done.
the average high-school yearbook
friensdter testimonial,but far be it
for me to strive for something
graceful.i love you...you are so much a
part of that time in my life.Kristine
means to me (i always borrow her
words,just ask her) secret vices,secret
shames,and a sort of secret
glory,visible only by candlelight and
thru a veil of cigarette smoke on dark
nights,cupped in your
palms,private,hushed and beautiful.we
battled through one year of our
adolescence together,and while i thank
god i don't have to wage that
particular war again,you showed me one
thing that means more to me than
anything else:that there really are
such things as kindred spirits.here's
to scars,and here's to womanhood.here's
to sharing a past,my dear,and to our
futures.