• Matt Maland

      "I'm Star Wars. www.e-nikki.jp/nikki.php?user=mattyp"

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      • john
      • Posted
      • a flexible yet defiant genius of now who cant help
        but leave his pale impression on any lesson he
        teaches... and they are many... and they are paid
        for... in advance... a very good bud
      • Joe
      • Posted
      • The very pinnacle of why Matt is
        missed:

        "I want to play in a punk band. But I
        think I'm going to buy a trumpet this
        week. " Nuff said.
      • Liam
      • Posted
      • WHOREEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!! I met this
        washed-up slut on the streets of
        Roppongi a while back. Now that I've
        dethroned "MISS THANG", he had to get
        some side-gig teaching English or
        something, while he waits for his
        chance to get back on top.
      • nate
      • Posted
      • Matt is my favorite from all the
        Websters! He may be improving the
        lives of thousands of Puma-clad
        Japanese from a fold-out, heated
        throne, but to me he'll always be the
        mover/shaker who moves from
        bloody mary to mimosa without
        flinching, and shakes the hizzouse
        with a rekkid that aint your normal
        Sunday brunch jazz! Hang up your
        tiny cell phone module and turn the
        mizzusick up! Can't getcha ooota my
        head, Matt!
      • Cyrus
      • Posted
      • Matt is the true essence of what a
        baller should be.
      • Sai
      • Posted
      • THE STUNNING, AMAZING,
        CAREFREE, & SLIGHTLY
        UNBELIEVABLE (BUT TRUE!)
        ADVENTURES OF MATT & SAI...

        CHAPTER ONE: I met Matt one night
        at an underground cockfighting
        match in a small village in Laos. I
        was there to support a friend who
        was entering a bird named
        Chek-cha, Thai fighting cock with
        extraordinary pecking and slicing
        skills. Matt was sitting close the
        fighting ring, observing the crowd. As
        the match progressed, Chek-cha
        became engulfed in a sort of frenzied
        state, and climbed over the ring,
        headed towards me, with his razor
        blades bared. Apparently Matt leapt
        over the stunned crowd, grabbed
        Chek-cha by his neck, and ended his
        furious tirade. And that's the type of
        guy Matt is-- he'lll be right there for
        you, thick or thin; record shopping or
        cock-fighting matched turned sour!
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