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Lady Penelope
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Interested In:
Friends, Activity Partners
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Member Since:
Oct 2003
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Hometown:
Illinois
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Company:
IR
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Lady Penelope's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/2839373
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Occupation:
Secret Angent - International Rescue
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Affiliations:
"You can't eat a grilled cheese with a broken jaw"
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What I enjoy doing:
Danger, Action and Intrigue.
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Favorite Books:
Heinlen, Bukowski, Edna St Vincent Millay
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Favorite Movies:
Fantastic Planet, Underworld, The Gods Must be Crazy, Halloween, Last American Virgin, Henry -Portrait of a Serial Killer, Office Killer, Kung Fu Hustle!!!
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Favorite Music:
Wilco, Replacements
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Favorite TV Shows:
Thunderbirds (Gerry Anderson), Dr. Who, 24, Buffy, Mind of the Married Man, Queer as Folk, Strangers with Candy, Frontline, Law & Order, the sex show on Oxygen channel hosted by the senior citizen lady.
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About Me:
Peanut butter sandwiches make me feel vomity. I eat them
anyway because they are so tasty & pay for the pain later.
Ho-hum. I like buttered saltines & buttered chicken-n-biscuit crackers.
I am learning to dance. I want to learn how to tango.
Traveling is a great thing. Mexico, Colorado, FL. Road
trips are the best with someone entertaining and enchanting.
Listening to good music, driving and smoking is an
excellent adventure.
I learned how to snorkel because I am frightened of fish.
All shapes and sizes frighten me. I thought learning to
snorkel and going to mexico would help. It did not. Fish are slimy and
scary. They feel like slippery snot. The big gold fish
are the worst.
I have started running races, well jogging races. My goal
is to do the 1/2 marathon at Disneyworld next January 2006.
13 miles. Okay, that is all you get.
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Who I Want to Meet:
I want to meet a really witty chap that
can teach me how to dance like a hoochie, while remaining
chaste and pure at the same time.
Accomplish that you funky bastards!
Add me as a compadre: millay1313@aol.com
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exquisite taste. Happy Birthday honey!
LZBTH xoxox
highly creative colourful individual at
best very determined and at worst
stubborn, but at heart a very good
woman. I am sure whatever Millay sets
her mind to achieve, she will achieve
with honors. She will remain a strong
loyal friend to the end as it is naturally
within her nature to be this way.
Expecting anything less from Millay
would be like expecting the ocean to
turn pink. It aint gonna happen!!!!
villainous head quarters again!
due to meddlesom neighbours prying
and poking where they realy shouldn't,i mean
really,i can't be expected to carry out my fiendishly
devious and myseriously arcane plans when i'm
being interupted every 5minutes by 'chuck' or 'pam'
just popping round to invite me over as 'it doesn't
seem right you having dinner all by yourself again',
i have plenty of aquiantances i'll have you know,i'm
just really busy at the moment OK?
or any one of their numerous ghastly little offspring
leaving
sticky handprints all over my WMD's
"what does this
button do Dr.Eden?
how does it work?
are you realy
going to make them all dead?
have you got
playstation?
why?
why?
why........?
so i dissposed of
this blight on society and moved on (pam&chuck
with the circular saw in the garden shed,and the
little bundles of joy? well let's just say that they're
still little bundles!)
anyhoo.....,whilst i was packing up,i found that
picture from christmas '83,remember?,we were
attending the tiverton singers annual rotary club
'heroes & villains' dinner/dance.....?
you were in that
canary yellow ra-ra skirt,and i had that inadvisable
bubble perm,we got loaded on cheap bourban and
qualudes and ended up making out in a ditch in the
rain...?do you remember...?
'cos i've been.....,it's not
that i'm lonely or anything....,what me?no
way,loads of friends me,in fact that was nearly
going to be my evil
name,SinisterDr.Loadsoffriends....,it's just,well,i've
just been thinking about it a lot lately...,it's
probably just a virus,yes i must be coming down
with something,that must be why no one's come
round....,must be.........................,oh,this isn't realy
working out how i planned...,look,let's just forget
about the whole incident shall we?i mean,why can't
you just leave me alone woman?god,your verging
on the
obsesive....,it's over,ok,and the sooner you accept
that,the better....,i'm going now ok?don't try to
stop me................................................ ........,i mean
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..i've booked a table at that little itaian you always
liked,8:30.
faithful steed onyx as much as I do.
Never have I met anyone more kind than
she. Oh by the way...sorry about the
whole rump incident between you and I.
Honestly I didn't mean to bump into you
so.
many a fix. Lady P herself once saved me
from a pretty mad session of Quarters I was
playing with the Windsor lads...even as
teens Harry and Will always could out-drink
me. I've tried to make her one of my ladies-
in-waiting but she's just too chaste and pure.
She's always there to lend a sultana a
sweater, and for that she has earned my
eternal benevolence.
Naturally plastically frozen face.
What is there not to love? If you
judge someone by their friends you'll
know the Lady Penelope is at a nexus
of fabulous in the friendster
universe. She may never need me, but
lots of her friends will. mwah! to
you Lady Penelope!
friend Liz Taylor... she is so much
hotter than you... anyways, I am
hidden right now, probably on a
tree... maybe in amazon... who
knows... if you were not blonde it
would be very easy for you to figure
out.... and yeah GO BUY NUMBER
ONES !!! MY ALBUM ROCKS !!!
chicken taco this side of the rio
grande. seeing how much i love me
some tacos...i just might have to catch
me a flight up north. bueno!
call it dancing...