Kelly Haeussler

      "Love hanging with friends, dancing at goth or 80's night, going to shows, checking out new bands,seeing old punk..."

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      • Maureen
      • Posted
      • Sexy Lady! Happy Birthday, birthday
        twin! I am honored to share the day
        with you :) Tonight, just say NO to
        tequila...or else you will be making out
        with all sorts of characters!
        ~~~Maureen~~~
      • Mig
      • Posted
      • Oh good lord, now I can't get
        the "Kelly" song out of my head. So
        eat some of THIS instead: "eat on
        it... sleep on it... drink on it...
        stink on it... have a goooood
        niiiight's sleep on usssssss...
        MATTRESS DISCOUNTERS!!!"
      • Kat
      • Posted
      • I don't know why I haven't written
        Kelly a testimonial until now... it's
        like so WAY over due dude! Kell-Bell is
        super sweet with a slight hint naughty;
        and by slight hint I mean anytime after
        5pm and all day on weekends. Kelly is
        strong and silly and she always has on
        those MaryJane shoes (which seems
        telling on multiple levels). She always
        makes me smile and keeps my mental
        health in check with hers (which is
        pretty mental). And when punk comes
        back, and it will, me and Kell will be
        screaming our heads off and jumping
        around like the geeks we both are!
      • Gilbert
      • Posted
      • I love buying weird sex toys for Kelly.
        And oh yeah she's one of my best
        friends, and although I don't hang out
        as much with her I still love her.
      • Marcella
      • Posted
      • I don't know how many people know
        this..............but Kelly has the
        extroardinary capacity to identify and
        ward off "super evil" such as:
        Murderous Terrorism, Nazi's, Britney
        Spears, Gay Men who wear J Lo's "Glo",
        and Darth Vader. Another super power
        she has.......is the ability to grow
        plants without killing them, and she
        can crush ice. Her breasts also serve
        a duel purpose: flotation devices and
        to ensnare men (so she can feed on
        their nourishing juices).
      • Woody
      • Posted
      • There's no side necessary for this
        hot dish. She's the kind of spicy
        entree that spoons stand in. She is
        muy caliente!
      • Tristan
      • Posted
      • Don't let her avowed freak watching
        confuse you: there are Freaks, and
        there are those who are merely Freak
        Groupies. Kelly is a Freak. Hers is
        the power, Hers is the glory, Hers is
        the sexy rubber underpants.
      • Rabbit
      • Posted
      • There is NOTHING predictable about this
        woman, except that if you meet her, you
        will want to be in her world. She is a
        cool, cranky diva with a heart of gold
        and a very well-developed vocabulary.
        I get the impression that she somehow
        manages to pull off being a naughty
        lady with principles, which I think is
        an absolutely gorgeous combination.
      • Alvin
      • Posted
      • For all you dancers and rug
        cutters...BEWARE! Kelly will out dance
        you to the ground!
      • Wilson f
      • Posted
      • She rocks. Her mom rocks. One of these
        days we're gonna get her really drunk
        and see just how much more fun she can
        get. 'til then we're happy just enjoying
        her superb company.

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