Sara

avoiding activities

the deadpan club, gramma drinx's daycare, nan and bobs house, naked quaker camp, rcyb, rcp, latchkey kids, various elementary, pilot school, various colleges etc.

blanket caves, exfoliating, metallican therapy sessions, grossing people out big time, obsessing over board games until i cant stand them, yellow line trains, people that walk off into the woods and dont come back, dog dates, spanky pants, sending letters, not running into people from highschool, my lake house, forgetting what i was thinking about mid thought, not being able to decide where to go to dinner, vietnamese food, non romantic romantic friends, a full nights sleep, snooze button

my first book was bright red star, a confederacy of dunces, books about koko the gorilla, elementary school science text books, in cold blood, marching powder, the world according to garp, the zanzibar chest and anything by shel silverstein

woody allen before he banged his daughter, how to draw a bunny, this is spinal tap, withnail and i, the notebook (IM SERIOUS), brother from another planet, elf, times square, anchorman, emerald forest, sideways, mean girls, some kind of monster (so amazingly stupid)

r.kelly, trapped in the closet chapters 1-5 and nothing else ever again oh my god a rubber ubber-ubber-ubber. no really. hmm. pinback, systems officer, the replacements, soul junk, the slits, everly brothers, my teenage stride, the lyres, tribe called quest, cinerama, the wedding present, mommy and daddy, the fiery furnaces, coco rosie, tv on the radio, cobra verde, the black heart procession, the smiths, edan, gold chains, black star, andrew bird, jay-z, heart, paul simon, bob dylan, aretha franklin, most gospel, just that since youve been gone song by kelly clarkson, trumans water, creedle, michael jackson before he was whiter than me, three mile pilot, lady soverign. it goes on. this listing is tiring but will allow you to judge me. my mother had to stop taking me to the symphony because i cried too much--it was emotionally overwhelming for me, its not that i hated it.

oh mikey!, alias (minus season three), the office (uk and us), golden girls, the wire, strangers with candy, home movies, out of this world, arrested development, veronica mars, lost, watching two seasons of one show in one day

i have a really difficult time with "stepping back in time." i get upset when i see rockabillies and people who think that they are past time warlocks. i get uncomfortable when confronted with magic/magick/magik.
i refer to usweekly and intouch as the newspaper or my "stories" and im mildly serious about it. i like to read things half way through and make assumptions. i am practicing being a good listener so if you have something to say let me know. i am ready to pay attention. speaking of listening, i have a hard time hearing out of my right ear sometimes when people are talking this makes for some amazing conversations.
i really like whiskey and i seriously dislike scotch i think that it tastes like bandaids and dirtpiles.
i dont like it when people try to get me to go out to things that involve dancing or jams. i get really upset when people put z's on words that usually have s's i also super hate it when people abbr. words that dont need it. i can gross you out so bad im not kidding, try me. im terrified of a lot of things like turnstiles at rush hour in the metro, crocodiles, water animals, shapeshifters (!!!!) balloons, outer space, billy joel, whoopi goldberg (didnt demi like make out with her in ghost thinking that she was patrick? how is that even possible to confuse them?)
i am incredibly defensive of my friends so please dont hurt them.
i love my dog my cat my husband.

i really hate being on either side of a surprise party so please dont try to get me involved. ill only end up having a panic attack waiting to surprise someone and lying like nothings really going on or like when i got surprised in highschool, people didnt wait to turn the lights on before they screamed or threw stuff at my face like confetti. it was horrible and my mother invited like every person i ever talked to.
people who can handle my "would you rather game" or who cant handle it cause its funny.
r.kelly, i have a lot of questions, mainly---do you have a boner on the cover of your new album TP3? and in the song sex in the kitchen are you like on the phone with a friend of yours and talking dirty to your sweaty kitchen bitch. please explain yourself.
so now that i was satisfied and scared by seeing who was looking at my profile that one terrible day, now i want to know whos blocked and looking.