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Occupation:
writer/procrastinator/ex-teacher
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Hobbies and Interests:
writing (usually anything except what I should be working on), swing dancing, theatre-ing, surfing, camping in Baja, sailing, making up wild stories about strangers' lives, rejecting marriage proposals from Tula, loving Alec, kicking ass in Scrabble
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Favorite Books:
Beryl Markham, Dave Eggers, Dumas, Dostoevsky, Rilke, Neruda, Sam Shepard, John Irving, Shakespeare, Salinger, Steinbeck, Gene Wolfe, Margaret Atwood, Ben Elton, Jose Saramago, Richard Scarry, The Phantom Tollbooth, James and the Giant Peach
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Favorite Movies:
The King of Comedy, How to Get Ahead in Advertising, Brazil, The Usual Suspects, anything with Buster Keaton, It's a Wonderful Life, Fitzcarraldo, His Girl Friday, Finding Nemo, All That Jazz, About Schmidt (which is actually better than the book), Amelie
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Favorite Music:
Tom Waits, Joe Henry, Elvis Costello, Bowie, Peter Gabriel, Radiohead, Jude, Portishead, Elliott Smith, Rufus Wainwright, swing, jazz (not that New Age crap)
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Favorite TV Shows:
TV?
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Who I Want to Meet:
Tula in a dark alley.
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great teacher, and has a kind and very
forgiving heart. She is intelligent,
spunky and quick-witted... a good
surfer, and has great taste. You can
count on Heather to tell you like it
is, to be honest with you, and always
compassionate.
everyone at this school thinks you're
a piranah?"
"Like I give a shit. They all want me
as a friend or a fuck. I'm worshipped
at Westerburg, and I'm only a junior."
-Heathers, 1989
Well, Heather certainly is sexy, and
she's one hell of a friend, and thank
God she was never a candidate for
being in that movie cause she has a
heart of gold, and a laugh that will
make you smile the second you hear
it. Plus she'll do fun stuff with you
at the drop of a hat (like get married
at Costco, and jump into their piles
of sheepskins). I love you too ma
cherie!
hell am I supposed to get to know her
better? Oh, yeah, okay, so what I'm
saying is, she's fabulous and really
worth getting to know. No problem. But
still ... sheesh, you'd think a girl
could get her ass to the East Coast if
she's gonna be my sister-in-law and
shit. So be careful making friends with
her if you don't live in Southern Cali.
You might enjoy her smile and her sense
of humor and then, like, miss her and
stuff. :)
she married my brother Alec and got
the weasly bastard out of my hair.
She also got me me my Whirlypop
Popcorn Popper thingie for X-mas last
year which I reallly like (it's so
cool it deserves 3 l's). Aside from
her penchant for beating me in every
board game in existence, I like
Heather a lot.
heather to marry me numerous times and
she shut me down like a bad ferris
wheel. i love this woman. i love her
more than necco wafers and that's
saying a lot.
vouch for her as the kind of person
that people like me would like to
marry. furthermore, heather is the
kind of person who will say yes to a
marriage proposal when it is offered
to her by someone like me, a trait I
find endearing or at the very least
useful. it helped my esteem
certainly. heather is the kind of
person that will move into an
apartment with you, talk with you and
even sleep beside you if you are
married to her. i think that is pretty
cool too.