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"I am fun! I love myself! I love poop! Oh I also love my
husband. By the way I am not singal so dont hit on me!"
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Schools (Other):
I attended to many highschools so I cant remeber all of them
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Occupation:
buisness owner
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Hobbies and Interests:
all kinds of music, guitaire, piano, poetry, beer, jeffs-house.com, poop, arabic music and culture, my husband, holidays, myself(LOL), black people, health and fitness, not eating fat foods, pass makers, spying, fibbing
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Favorite Books:
harry potter, to kill a mocking bird, passions in the paridise
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Favorite Movies:
french kiss, Sarahs clamations, lord of the rings, harry potter, shrek
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Favorite Music:
Mary Martin and her guitar and piano, sarahs and Jackie (me ) stupid songs, blink 182, enya, classical, musicals FAVORIT (JESUS CHRIST SUPERSTAR, ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW)
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Favorite TV Shows:
friends, bold and the beautiful, ally mcbeal, sex and the city, that 70's show
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About Me:
I am fun! I love myself! I love poop! Oh I also love my
husband. By the way I am not singal so dont hit on me!
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Who I Want to Meet:
I want to meet cool interesting people. It does'nt matter to me if you are male or female. I just want to get to know some more friends.
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butt
that looks funny, and eats poop. Well,
she's right...about the looking funny
and eating poop. I'm not actually that
funny to be around. I just sit there
eating poop and looking funny, then
people say, "Hey, what a funny guy! He
eats poop!" That's how the whole "Will
is this funny guy that I know" rumor
got started.
You see, I once asked Jackie to elope
with me in Vegas, but she declined my
offer. She said that as funny as she
thought the poop eating was, she just
couldn't get past it. Though I would
leave my current wife in a heartbeat to
be with Jackie forever, I just simply
cannot stop eating poop. Why must you
give me these ultimatums, Jackie?
Why? We could have been so happy
together, my sweetheart!
And now I will leave you with a quote
from a little song I wrote with the Red
Hot Chili Peppers:
Think of your fellow man
lend him a helping hand
put a little love in your heart.
You see it's getting late
oh please don't hesitate
put a little love in your heart.
And the world will be a better place
and the world will be a better place
for you and me
you just wait and see
1987 Willie Bean Entertainment Group
in association with Poop, Inc.
because of what may or may not have
happened at a dumb party or two, but one n
ght recently she came up to me to settle th
ngs and thought that took a lot of courage
and was really awesome. Nolonger do th
nk she stole anyth ng, Hey! Where d d all
the eye's go n my test mon al?? Jack e!!!!!
glad to have known for a very long
time. I love Jackie.
likes to have fun by yelling at old
people walking their dogs
screaming 'Slowie!', and black people,
telling them they're hoodlums' and G-
Dogs' as she slowly drives by and
after that drives really fast. She
likes ramming into trash cans in
neighborhoods not too far from hers
because she's too lazy to drive very
far. In one instance a lady ran after
us yelling, you can guess we never
went down that neighborhood again, we
went to the one down the road instead.
She likes to dress up in camouflage
and creatively spy on people that have
crossed her. Too many stories to tell.
If you can ever get her to smoke out
again, it will be an experience you
won't want to forget, she's crazy!
She'll be walking around and then when
she comes to a wall she'll just keep
going like it's not there. She's made
me laugh more than anyone else, and I
don't care that people think she's
immature. She says, "Why grow up if
you don't have to." I think she's
right and I have so much fun with her,
that's all I care about. I don't ever
want her to change. I love my Mama! My
Abby! My Orange Tree Soul mate! Twas
the source of our love and the place
where we'd play...