Dan Faust

drifter, loner, freelance cockney

reading, movies, museums, drawing, writing, chronicling the events around me, skateboarding, history, archeaology, mythology and folklore of all kinds (real and fictional), comic books (yeah, that's right!!), monkeys of all shapes and sizes

Pride and Prejudice, Motherless Brooklyn, Catcher in the Rye, Lord of the Rings, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy and way too many more to list here

the Star Wars trilogy, Indiana Jones, Ghostbusters, Spiderman 1 and 2, The Maltese Falcon, anything with the Marx Brothers, anything by Kevin Smith, The Usual Suspects, I Heart Huckabees, anything by Mel Brooks, The Lion King, Aladdin, X-Men 1 and 2, The Lord of the Rings, caper movies, The Incredibles

in no particular order: the who, the rolling stones, green day, nirvana, metallica, guns n roses, bouncing souls, eric clapton, led zeppelin, bob dylan, the ramones, the clash, the kinks, the white stripes, the beatles, frank sinatra, bobby darrin, the doors, avril lavigne, tenacious d, stephen lynch, weird al, blink 182, billy joel, elton john, sheryl crow, letters to cleo, the donnas, johnny cash, aerosmith, pink floyd...i'm sure i've forgotten some...

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Alias, Smallville, The Daily Show, The Simpsons, almost anything sci-fi or fantasy, Seinfeld, old episodes of Friends, anything on the History Channel, classic Warner Brothers cartoons, Highlander, X-Men:Evolution

I'm a geek! But proud of it. There IS a shadowy conspiracy...somewhere...I just haven't proven it yet. I'm working on time-travel and invisibility...the latter will keep those pesky aliens from abducting me again! Alien abductions are very time-consuming, you know, and I need all of the free time I can get because I'm trying to learn how to play guitar. Sometimes a song gets stuck in my head and I focus like a ninja for hours until I figure out what it is and where it came from. People like asking me to move heavy things from one place to another. I am a frequent traveller on the path that is not the one of least resistance. BOO-YAH!!!!

Avril Lavigne (Deal with it!!!!)...People with some of the
same interests...People who laugh
at themselves, others AND the world...Monkeys...Creative
and artistic people who aren't pretentious...Parker
Posey...Sassy girls who like to kick ass...Dwight
Schultz...A sexy rocker girl who'll write songs about me,
like Josie from Josie and the Pussycats...People who
have/can immitate accents and funny voices...Allan
Cumming...People who don't like something just 'cuz it's
cool...People who'd wanna spend the night in a haunted
house or in the woods looking for Bigfoot...Oh and Eliza
Dushku, yeah definitely her!!!