Gregory

Cypress Falls H S, Attended 1997 - 2001, Class of 2001

NYU

New York University, Attended 2001 - 2005, Class of 2005, Bachelor's Degree, TV and Theatre Writing and Development

Writer

After about two months of correspondance back and forth to the Vatican, I've finally been let out of my contract with the Catholics. So I'm looking for a new religion if anybody knows any. Until then, I'll just temp.

People whose Friendster picture is of them drinking, Those progressive people who- at age 18- list themselves as conservative, people who quote Leviticus or Corinthians or Deutoronomy, people who have Spanglish as one of their favorite films, people who are married at 22, people who are divorced at 22, facebook pictures of bleach-blonde communications major girls with bottle-tans in spaghetti strap dresses who have their boyfriends arms around them from behind as if they're riding a horse, people who think good conversation is repeating jokes from a summer movie or doing impersonations of people you saw on tv, Cooking, The Golden Girls (Really more a hobby), Theatre, Family Guy, Travel, Jews, Ron Popeil, Tilia (the company behind the Foodsaver), Big Hairy Sexy Men, Ellen Degeneres, Albert Brooks, Cantankerous Lesbians, Yearbook, Rollercoaster Tycoon Expansion Pack, Lauren Cona

Letters from a Nut, The Giving Tree, The Berenstein Bears- Too Much Junk Food, Colored Lights: Kander and Ebb Autobiography, One Dimensional Man, Magnolia Bakery Cookbook, Chicago, Noises Off, Wicked, Rick Steve's Europe Through the Back Door, The Oresteia, Death of a Salesman, Social Darwinism in American Thought, The Culture of Narcissism, Cajas de Carton, The Talented Mr. Ripley, James Burke, The Goat, A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum, Make Way for Ducklings, Euripedes Medea, My Point and I Do Have One, Audition (Still reading Iacocca and Paul Reiser's Couplehood- I'll let you know) Chris Hitchens' God is Not Great. Any Alan Bennett

First I thought talkies were unbeatable, then they came out in Color! What will they think of next?... Albert Brooks' Mother, Defending Your Life, and The Muse, The Talented Mr. Ripley, American Beauty, Life is Beautiful, About Schmidt, Back to the Future, Best in Show, Drop Dead Gorgeous, Billy Elliot, Bridget Jones' Diary, Captain Ron, Clue, The Goofy Movie, The Great Mouse Detective, Beauty and the Beast, Aladdin, The Great Muppet Caper, Heavyweights, Ghost, Follow That Bird, Indiana Jones, Ordinary People, Small Time Crooks, The Sound of Music, West Side Story, Mary Poppins, Debbie Does Dallas, Tootsie, The Shawshank Redemption, The Wizard of Oz, Big, Silence of the Lambs, The Squid and the Whale, History Boys

If you want to Sing Out, Sing Out! 30's, 40's, 80's... Regina Specktor

All in the Family, The Carol Burnett Show, The Dick Van Dyke Show, Family Guy, Friends, Seinfeld, The Golden Girls, Dynasty, Honeymooners, Mad About You, Saved by the Bell, The Osbournes, Sex and the City, Freaks and Geeks, The West Wing, Airport, Jaime's Kitchen, Unwrapped, Scrubs, Ed, Frasier, The Office, Taxi, The Cosby Show. Now: Arrested Development, Weeds, The Comeback (genius series)

Aquarius

I love life and figuring it out. I love a lot of people,
hate a couple, and really appreciate progress. That sounds
ridiculous. Essentially, I love words and people and food and sexy men and beautiful women and female comedic actors who can mug like they're on the Orpheum Circuit.

What it comes down to is that feeling that I should really be doing all I can to push the world forward, and want to be around others who feel the same naively ambitious way.

I have no personality of my own so I use an affected
British accent when speaking. Only sometimes...

I am very loving, caring, hospitable and at times co-
dependent. I hate fear. Any time I feel I am scared of
something I feel I have to immediately face and challenge
it. I am at times too caustic for some.

I make jokes about the Holocaust, September 11th and rape
Exclusively. Everything else is out of bounds!

I love things that challenge me. I neeeed
the people in my life to challenge me.

I used to love lemonade. I still drink it. I don't drink
it as much as I used to. I used to drink it all day, I 'd
just drink and drink and drink, then I'd be laying in bed
at night "Mom I got a tummy ache!"

FACTS:
-I was not born a po black child.
-I often watched Moonlighting, LA Law, and Dallas through the seam in my door- because I was suppossed to be in bed asleep by 8 o'clock in the 80's.
-For a long while I thought it was Pulit-Surprise.
-I like being naked... always have.
-I used to do shows in my backyard with my swingset frame as the proscenium, blankets as my curtains, and neighbors and friends as my cast and crew. They were often elaborate Indiana Jones Stunt Spectaculars involving gallons of water perched above in garbage cans, fireworks and smoke effects retained from the 4th of July or New Year, and they all had a limited run of one or two performances due to the high production values.
-I own a shirt from St. Olaf

Betty White, Dick Van Dyke, Carl Reiner, Ellen Degeneres, Susan Harris, Ricky Gervais, Seth McFarlane, Kevin James, Mary Tyler Moore...