My Haiku about Audrey:
Rock climbing, orange
Tortellini but no sauce
Dirty dancing fiend
Audrey is my best friend. Even if you
want her, you can't have her because
she's mine. We stay friends even
though she has the worst taste in
movies ever; we talk on the phone way
too much; and we are going to be wacky
old ladies together. I love her.
When I first met Audrey I thought she
looked like a bitch, but then we row-
row-rowed the boat down the hall and
that's when I knew she's always be my
Superbitch. For all ma boyz out there
this girl would most likely call you a
fool if you step and then beat your ass
and have you begging for more! She can
shake her booty like no Jew I've seen
and if you bring it, it's on!!!
taught her...and the rest of you
would too if you knew what was
good for you. You gotta Coushatta!
Rock climbing, orange
Tortellini but no sauce
Dirty dancing fiend
Audrey is my best friend. Even if you
want her, you can't have her because
she's mine. We stay friends even
though she has the worst taste in
movies ever; we talk on the phone way
too much; and we are going to be wacky
old ladies together. I love her.
looked like a bitch, but then we row-
row-rowed the boat down the hall and
that's when I knew she's always be my
Superbitch. For all ma boyz out there
this girl would most likely call you a
fool if you step and then beat your ass
and have you begging for more! She can
shake her booty like no Jew I've seen
and if you bring it, it's on!!!