Andy

      "the fear of you and the dread of you shall be upon every beast of the earth. and your body starts to get sick and tired of..."

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      • Schools (Other):

        montwood, clendenin, vista del sol, utep, UT

      • Occupation:

        cleaning my room and folders.

      • Affiliations:

        buffalo billiards darts crew

      • Hobbies and Interests:

        cole porter and satan

      • Favorite Books:

        i'd rather spend my time watching movies or the golden girls than read.

      • Favorite Movies:

        i saw a movie once.

      • Favorite Music:

        i like listening to music. it's so....super wow!

      • Favorite TV Shows:

        two and a half men, frasier, golden girls

      • About Me:

        the fear of you and the dread of you shall be upon every beast of the earth. and your body starts to get sick and tired of fixing all them holes. nothing but sludge and scant amino acids were produced. in the latinate dinosaur..terrible lizard. dinosaurs have always lived with man on this planet. see this world is not my home. i'm just passing through. this is a junkyard compared to what it used to be and compared to what it's going to be. haven't you ever watched the squirrels out there playin in the yard and wished you could go pick em up and pet em? but they won't let YA. they're scared of you. today everything is terrible...the suffering in this world. the whole creation grown of introvalent with pain...GOD why all this suffering? okay folks it's not GOD'S fault. behold now his strength is in his loins and his force is in the naval of his belly.

      • Who I Want to Meet:

        Between the innocence of babyhood and the dignity of manhood, we find a delightful creature called a boy. Boy's come in assorted sizes, shapes, and colors. All boys have the same goal...to enjoy every second of every minute of every hour of everyday. When their last minute is finished then the adult males pack them off to bed at night. Boys are found everywhere. On top of, underneath, inside of, climbing on, swinging from, running around, or jumping to. Mothers love them, little girls hate them, older brothers and sisters towering, and the adults show them things and raise them. A boy is the wisdom with bubblegum in it's hair and the hope of the future with a frog in it's pocket. When you're busy a boy is an inconsiderate, bothersome, intruding, jangle of noise. When you want him to make a good impression his brain turns to jelly or else he becomes a savage sadistic jungle creature!

      Testimonials and Comments for Andy

      • Sucka
      • Posted
      • Ohhh how time fly's with crystal clear
        eyes...i can see your wicked ways now
        Mr.Morales. I have seen some
        unbelievable things, and i have spotted
        you!!!
      • Sucka
      • Posted
      • for the 1st time Andy has denied my
        request to visit him in my old
        city...how can i describe my pain!!!
        one of my last friends in all of atx
        has denied me visitation
        rights...o'well, maybe another time,
        but for now that's all i have to say!!!
      • Sucka
      • Posted
      • Correct me if i'm wrong, but Andy
        Morales is the Beeeeeee's Kneeeeeee's
        for all you hataaaaasss!!!!
      • Danielle
      • Posted
      • ands!
        i'll NEVA forget whataburger at 4:30 am
        in the pouring rain! and lol...aww,
        they got your order completely wrong,
        and you were too nice (see: drunk) to
        tell em. good times!
      • Jenny
      • Posted
      • Andy wants to have my babies.
      • Lily
      • Posted
      • andy would bicycle across town
        in the rain
        to bring you candy.
        he will also call you really early in
        the morning just to see what your up
        to.
      • Teri
      • Posted
      • andy is a good guy. quite a drinker,
        too. and as long as he isn't on an
        anti-morrisey rant, he's a reasonable
        and interesting conversationalist.
        even drunk.
      • Sucka
      • Posted
      • Andy looks like a Cabbage Patch
        Kid...but he rather be a Garbage Pail
        Kid b/c he is soooooo susio!!!!
        Yeahhh Baby!!!!!!
      • Sara
      • Posted
      • I always heard people talking about
        this crazy thing called "friends" andy
        finally made it all clear to me today
        when he told me it was a tv sitcom.
        OKAAAY, NOOOOW I GET IT!!!! all of
        lifes questions have been answered
      • Jamel
      • Posted
      • Thanks to Andy I stopped drinking
        Dasani water. Your the best!

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