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"Well, I'm a bundle of wires and toxic meat. I'm a heap of
ashes, bound together with electrical tape and bent coat..."
More about Josh
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Occupation:
Alchemist (neo-alchemy*)
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Affiliations:
*Independant council for Neo-Alchemy (exclusive**) ((**Initial instigator***)) ([{***Sole affiliate}])
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Hobbies and Interests:
Paper, closets, immediate, drown, grey apple, mist, posture, mellow, cucumber, iceman
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Favorite Books:
The blue-book, the yellow pages, the white pages, my little black book, the PDR and the DSM IV (for a laugh).
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Favorite Movies:
Inside the Duck - An analysis of Evolution in fowl, Davey and Goliath IV - Davey's Righteous Fury, Syphilis - the french plague: A warning to our troops, Mommy I wet the bed: ages 4-7
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Favorite Music:
My favorite music is the whimpering of lost puppies. I like to record it whenever possible and I currently have 3 full albums of 'Puppycry', which is what I'm calling the genre.
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Favorite TV Shows:
Television releases electromagnetic waves that play havok with my tooth fillings, so I cant watch tv without cringing.
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About Me:
Well, I'm a bundle of wires and toxic meat. I'm a heap of
ashes, bound together with electrical tape and bent coat
hangers.
People often come up to me and say "Hey josh, how can I be
more like you?"
To which I respond "Slit open your skin, mix 6 ounces of
black pepper with equal parts cinammon and ground cayenne
pepper in a bath tub filled with moist ginger and tears,
heat it to 90 degrees, and soak for 26 days or until
enlightened."
I don't really say that.
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Who I Want to Meet:
Description of the person I want to meet:
5'10" female with glowing blue eyes and razor sharp
teeth. Must be able to breathe under water, or display a
similar genetic advantage. Must be available to produce
offspring at a rapid fire pace. Allergy to plastic
preffered but not required.
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permission to use my likeness in the
sale and distribution of any and all
albums containing his musical
stylings. Should any such album
containing my likeness sell in excess
of 1 million copies, this testimonial
shall also entitle Josh to the
alcoholic beverage of his choosing,
along with a heartfelt message of
congratulations.
own good. People who read this, listen
to what he has to say...it will change
you in ways you have never dreamed of.
Josh made a believer outta me.
like homefries.
not steam it away? <3! josh is funny. and
doesnt make me feel bad for about who i
am.. which is a heartless bitch who likes to
watch people fall. whoops. oh well. c ya
soon! <3 jo-D
Worst friend ever?Yeah thats me. But
Cut through my insanity, and Josh, I
love you. you are the best friend a
girl can have, you let me barf in your
car, even when I'm not drunk, and you
dont even flinch when i ask to stop by
and shower. What a truly horrible place
This L.A would be without you. Thank
you Josh. Thank you.
summed up in a few words - so I'll just use
examples. Josh will read a math book just
to satisfy curiosity, He'll loan you something
for 2 years and not ask for it back if he thinks
you might enjoy it. He'll invite you to a "little
get together" with no less than 20 people.
He'll ask you what your favorite drink is then
make it for you. He's a jack of all trades and
a master of fearlessness. He's a social
butterfly but remains most attentive and loyal
to his closest friends. And chicks dig him
too. To know Josh is to have your
perception re-aligned and not realize it until
it's already happened.
some big hulk of black cloth and hair
hunched over a vga monitor, playing
Bard's Tale, eating matzo balls and
chucking throwing stars into
philosophy section... this was josh.
The REAL josh. This is the josh that
none of you know. (..."oh i met josh
last week in the parking lot of the
Dave Mathews concert and he's
dreamy"...) This is the josh that
hogged the only computer in the
library fast enough to run Bard's Tale.
And his prepubescent ass would be
there all the damn time... you
bloated goth bastard, that game was
MINE! You robbed me of my
childhood... for that i will never
forgive you... EVER... but the newer
stream-lined josh is kinda cool i
guess... whateva.
walk through store aisles playing
guitar, or amuse himself by trying on a
bunch of make-up while I'm buyin' my
womanly shit at the mall. He works the
black eyeliner. He needs to forget he
ever discovered white foundation. I
think Josh tries to entertain himself in
fluffy ways partly to keep his mind
diverted from the gaping hole of
existence he feels inside himself,
partly because they appeal to his
ungrounded and dream-like way of being.
When the deficient energy of our root
chakras sends us to outerspace in
tandem, we share the enjoyment of
watching orange juicy solar flares and
passing fragments of shattered rockets.
Josh is an honest and affectionate man
who isn't afraid of emotional intimacy,
and I hope to turn him onto a few things
which flesh out the black hole of
existence into a night sky upon which
the stars of his creativity will shine
that much brighter. His lips. His
tongue. <<<
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write gay and pseudo Spike-Jonze tripe
about you when you are clearly a big
fag and a jew. Who eats triscuits. You
fucking douche.