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      • Cate
      • Posted
      • I will never forget Chris'giant weiner-
        squash as he flew from Valhala via
        parachute. Nor will I escape the image
        of his gigantor penisgourd instrumento
        one debacherous New Years Eve. This
        Viking is packing.
      • Joe
      • Posted
      • Chris may be one of the craziest mofos
        I know. Not to mention, a genius.
        Chris (when he was satan, of course),
        teamed up with Skull-Faced Man and
        violated me in Gene's back yard with
        all these people watching. My new
        clothes have holes because of your
        horny devil ways.
      • GiGi-D
      • Posted
      • hes the bomb and the BEST party
        thrower... though the brat pushed me
        in the pool.. sorta... I forgive him
        cause hes cute.. and his girlfriends
        hot ... and there fun.. and throw fing
        awsome partys... KISSES
      • Andre
      • Posted
      • This is going to sound very cliche, but
        Chris is basically the real life
        equivalent of Tyler Durden and Jeffrey
        Goines. Except he's hotter than Brad
        Pitt and about a million times smarter
        (with the direct amount of scaled
        insanity) than those characters he
        portrayed in movies. Chris is an
        abusive person without any restraint or
        modicum of decency -- and you're loving
        every minute of it and always dying to
        come back for more.
      • Tom
      • Posted
      • He'd inhale 2 bottles of tequila and
        pass out for the entire weekend just to
        get himself some outdated 5ESS manuals.
        The werid thing was that when he woke up
        from him 2 day coma, he seemed to have a
        much better time than the rest of us did.
      • Veronica
      • Posted
      • Hrm... First, do you think you could
        get that thing out of my ear? And sit
        down for a minute? Chris has enough
        creative enthusiasum to bottle and sell
        on ebay. bling-bling.
      • Cyan
      • Posted
      • You know, I try to imagine what my life
        would have been like without Chris in
        it, and I can't. I met Chris when I was
        17ish or so on Mill Avenue. We both had
        much love for old 70's cars and punk
        rock stickers so we immediately became
        friends. The better friends we became
        the more the fun was turned up a notch.
        I know just about everyone that I know
        now through Chris. He has fantastic
        friends. I love them all. Chris taught
        me that you can be excited about what
        you do. Once, in a coffee shop on Mill,
        he showed me some anime pics on his
        laptop and he was soooo excited. So
        excited, that he got me excited and I
        haven't put a computer down since. I
        owe my career indirectly to Chris and
        his inspiration. Chris has an
        awesome family too. I love him very much.
      • Kasey
      • Posted
      • Chris is a twist in the fabric of space
        and time. Chris watched too many
        roadrunner and coyote cartoons growing
        up. If he were a hotel room there
        would be 6 bottles of mescal, two extra
        towels and a jukebox.
      • Elizabeth
      • Posted
      • Chris is a fucking cyborg.

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