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I can't believe you took the last gastrolith!
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"I totally just won a staring contest with my roommate's cat. Then she totally bit me."
More about Hannah
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Schools (Other):
Tut, Inept Artist.
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College/University:
Connecticut College, Attended - , Class of 2001, Other
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Occupation:
Student. Preoccupation: Anagrams
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Hobbies and Interests:
forensic vibeology
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Favorite Books:
Dictionaries (English and otherwise), Psychology theory books from the 70's, Mad Libs, Trashy novels people leave at my house over the summer, The World According to Garp, Slaughterhouse 5, Madame Bovary, and itty-bitty books with teeny-tiny pictures.
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Favorite Movies:
Earth Girls Are Easy, The Fly, Transylvania 6-5000. Jeff and Geena are so hot together.
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Favorite Music:
The Wild Bores, Clara Mel, Bobby Benton and the Newtards, Dorothy's Secret Fan Base.... plus, I am a Traveling Wilburys fuh-reak
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Favorite TV Shows:
Some undergrad class at school has a looped projection of short stop-action animations playing in the hallway. It's rather engaging. I miss TV.
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About Me:
I totally just won a staring contest with my roommate's cat. Then she totally bit me.
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Who I Want to Meet:
Someone who carries duct tape and can recognize when I'm about to say something real dumb.
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my favorite space odyssey dress,
Hannah is a great contact for all sorts of
things. Want to sew a corset? Ever
apprentice with a face-painter? How
about painting a life-size ode to
overweight Vermonters? Whatever the
skill or strange hobby, Hannah's
probably done it. Just don't ask her to
build an Adirondack chair. Do be sure
to ask her about the tiniest fur creature.
She'll make a great tiniest-fur-creature
noise.
Hannah is deep. Although she sometimes
tortures me by singing Wind Beneath My
Wings, Hannah is unfailingly kind. Although
she has small teeth, she bares them at the
world fearlessly. Hannah is phobic, fumbling,
scary to share a bed with, and totally
endearing. She makes me believe that
absurdity and common sense can co-exist. If
you are very very nice to her, she might sell
you the advertising space on the back of her
knees.
year-round Cape-dweller. She's
brilliant and ridiculously funny -
thanks to her, I'm a believer in life
after September, community theater, and
that the Second Coming of Jesus is next
Thursday.
Funny, smart, very cute, and a
talented artist and actress.
now, Hannah is the funniest girl ever.
EVER. Also, she will unwittingly
make you feel good about yourself
because every story she tells ends
with her embarrassing herself,
usually in front of a boy she likes, her
mother, and her kindergarten
teacher. You can't buy that kind of
self-affirmation.