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      • Stephanie
      • Posted
      • I went to Dylan's 10th birthday party at Chuck E.
        Cheese. I haven't seen him since we were like 12.
        I hope he still has birthday parties at Chuck E.
        Cheese.
      • John
      • Posted
      • Dylan's allure is as mysterious as his
        odor is pronounced. (His odor in
        pronounced 'O-d&r.)
      • Aline
      • Posted
      • There is a special little place in my
        heart reserved for Dylan for showing me
        the most disturbing polaroid I've ever
        seen. Yet I must curse him for loving
        cats.
      • Matt
      • Posted
      • When Dylan moved to Jersey City he had
        to go door-to-door and tell all his new
        neighbors. What's that all about?
      • Natalie
      • Posted
      • Hmmm What can I say about Dylan? He's
        a great guy and I can always count on
        him to make me laugh so hard that my
        sides split. Oh....and he's about the
        only guy that's seen my boobs AND
        spread peanut butter on them to boot
        but never slept with. Ain't that some
        shit?
      • Nikki
      • Posted
      • You need to hire Dylan for your production
        team. He's dependable, hard working,
        sweet as they come and funny as hell!
        xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxooxxo
      • Brian
      • Posted
      • When I first met Dylan, I couldn't stand
        him. Now he occupies a special place in
        my heart, kind of like a retarded
        step-brother. He annoys the shit out of
        me, and technically I don't have to like
        him because he's not my real brother,
        but I will still kick your ass if you
        call him a mongoloid. I once saw Dylan
        get picked up by his hair. That's when
        the laughter stopped.
      • Crystal
      • Posted
      • if homemade porn is truly an interest (and
        you're not just being hilarious) then the
        internet must be the best thing that ever
        happened to you!

        oh, and dylan loves the mountain goats, so i
        don't hate him.
        and he has helped me find work. come to
        think of it, he is a saint.
      • Grog
      • Posted
      • dylan books bands. be good and maybe
        he'll give you a record deal. Sorry
        guys...
      • Emily
      • Posted
      • remember that time i was real drunk
        and pretending i was godzilla and
        wanted to kick over all those statues.
        that was rad. i developed a new
        found affection for the white stripes
        that day. you were the first person
        ever to tell me my voice was soft and
        not robust. i feel like a lady and for
        that i thank you.
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