Dylan Evans

location manager, concert promoter, prod/art ass't

movies, music, live shows, puppies, kittens, upright citizens brigade, improv, penn and teller, simpsons, sluts, n00dz, bondage, snapple, homemade porn, heavy rain

the extra man, confessions of a dangerous mind, slackjaw, the chocolate war, crying of lot 49, confederacy of dunces

12 monkeys, spank the monkey, about a boy, the royal tenenbaums, bottle rocket, american beauty, old school, the ring

the mountain goats, the make up, yo la tengo, the gossip, neutral milk hotel, belle and sebastian, an albatross, iron maiden, sleep, high on fire, dead moon, the gossip, the misfits, the cramps, andrew wk

the simpsons, king of the hill, seinfeld, kids in the hall, upright citizens brigade, mr. show

if i am not trying to rescue street kittens from impending
doom, you will find me at the soup kitchen, offering a warm
meal and encouraging words to our city's cursed and
unfortunate.
some of my favorite past times include: staring at trees,
staring at squirrels, staring at morning dew, pretty much
anything involving staring. i also relish in beating
children at their own games, as well as beating children.
however, i dont like relish.

someone who is repressed but remarkably dressed. no, i mean
the opposite of that. AIM: joyofsound