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"if i am not trying to rescue street kittens from impending
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More About Dylan
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Occupation:
location manager, concert promoter, prod/art ass't
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Hobbies and Interests:
movies, music, live shows, puppies, kittens, upright citizens brigade, improv, penn and teller, simpsons, sluts, n00dz, bondage, snapple, homemade porn, heavy rain
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Favorite Books:
the extra man, confessions of a dangerous mind, slackjaw, the chocolate war, crying of lot 49, confederacy of dunces
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Favorite Movies:
12 monkeys, spank the monkey, about a boy, the royal tenenbaums, bottle rocket, american beauty, old school, the ring
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Favorite Music:
the mountain goats, the make up, yo la tengo, the gossip, neutral milk hotel, belle and sebastian, an albatross, iron maiden, sleep, high on fire, dead moon, the gossip, the misfits, the cramps, andrew wk
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Favorite TV Shows:
the simpsons, king of the hill, seinfeld, kids in the hall, upright citizens brigade, mr. show
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About Me:
if i am not trying to rescue street kittens from impending
doom, you will find me at the soup kitchen, offering a warm
meal and encouraging words to our city's cursed and
unfortunate.
some of my favorite past times include: staring at trees,
staring at squirrels, staring at morning dew, pretty much
anything involving staring. i also relish in beating
children at their own games, as well as beating children.
however, i dont like relish.
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Who I Want to Meet:
someone who is repressed but remarkably dressed. no, i mean
the opposite of that. AIM: joyofsound
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Testimonials and Comments for Dylan
Cheese. I haven't seen him since we were like 12.
I hope he still has birthday parties at Chuck E.
Cheese.
odor is pronounced. (His odor in
pronounced 'O-d&r.)
heart reserved for Dylan for showing me
the most disturbing polaroid I've ever
seen. Yet I must curse him for loving
cats.
to go door-to-door and tell all his new
neighbors. What's that all about?
a great guy and I can always count on
him to make me laugh so hard that my
sides split. Oh....and he's about the
only guy that's seen my boobs AND
spread peanut butter on them to boot
but never slept with. Ain't that some
shit?
team. He's dependable, hard working,
sweet as they come and funny as hell!
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxooxxo
him. Now he occupies a special place in
my heart, kind of like a retarded
step-brother. He annoys the shit out of
me, and technically I don't have to like
him because he's not my real brother,
but I will still kick your ass if you
call him a mongoloid. I once saw Dylan
get picked up by his hair. That's when
the laughter stopped.
you're not just being hilarious) then the
internet must be the best thing that ever
happened to you!
oh, and dylan loves the mountain goats, so i
don't hate him.
and he has helped me find work. come to
think of it, he is a saint.
he'll give you a record deal. Sorry
guys...
and pretending i was godzilla and
wanted to kick over all those statues.
that was rad. i developed a new
found affection for the white stripes
that day. you were the first person
ever to tell me my voice was soft and
not robust. i feel like a lady and for
that i thank you.