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"i just found a collection of little clay 'villains' that i
made when i was about 10. there was a little cowboy
outlaw, a..."
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Occupation:
student
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Hobbies and Interests:
fetal alcohol syndrome, color photography
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Favorite Books:
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Hard Boiled Wonderland and the End of the World, Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, Corelli's Mandolin, Fear and Loathing in LV, Bonfire of the Vanities, The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay, Rabbit, Run
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Favorite Movies:
American Psycho, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Brazil, Clerks, High Fidelity, Annie Hall, Natural Born Killers, Nightmare Before Christmas, Wet Hot American Summer, The Big Lebowski, Lost in Translation, Boondock Saints
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Favorite Music:
pulp, suede, the dears, hefner, bowie, queen, journey, stellastar, joy division, the smiths, the stones, the makeup, guns n roses, the beach boys, the divine comedy, iron maiden, magnetic fields, nick drake, rufus wainwright, duran duran, lauren flax
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Favorite TV Shows:
the family guy, the office, mr show, star trek the next generation, MST3K, what not to wear
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About Me:
i just found a collection of little clay 'villains' that i
made when i was about 10. there was a little cowboy
outlaw, a guy with a mohawk and a little chain presumably
with which to strangle people, and a little guy in a
striped prison outfit with a bag of loot.
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Who I Want to Meet:
heroes, masked men, guys in suits
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Had i written this testimonial one year
ago, chances are Alli and i would be
sitting in our dark mouse/roach infested
kitchen/living room. Chances are we
would be: watching the family
guy/having "red time"/in our
pajamas/drinking Andre/getting
generally fucked up/smoking a bowl/not
being productive.
Fast forward to today and i'm sitting at
my desk and work writing about this
lovely lady who is probably in the dark
room/sitting in class/at
work/contributing to society.
I mean this in the nicest of all possible
ways:
What the fuck man?
i love you !!
hogs all the funny. and the
nonchalance. share the wealth, dude. i
want some of what you have.
really drizunk she insists on passing
out on only luxury cars. Drunken
adventures with her equal the most
amazing and most humorous times
ever :).
black children from the house across
the street. She climbed the fire
escape and the children wrapped their
limbs around her body and she sailed
like tarzan through alphabet city with
burning toddlers on her back. She
earned a medal from the NY council of
good samaritans and made a lasting
impression on the citizens of the
neighborhood.
this is why i am her roommate
this young lady is a delight...
immediately after signing her breasts,
she assured me that she would never
wash them again.
anymore, maybe it's because well i
don't know, other than maybe i smell.
however this is about alli and she is
quite charming and fantastic.
chipper. I don't know why its name was
chipper, but that really doesn't matter, does
it? So this bunny, chipper, he walks over to
the convenient store in his small town in
rural south carolina, and he says to the
owner, he says, "owner, have you got any
carrots?" and the owner says to chipper, he
says, "carrots? this is a convenient store. are
carrots convenient?" and chipper realized
that carrots weren't that convenient after all.
he walked out of the store, starved for
several days, and then died.
I LOVE YOU ALLI!
(C U NEXT TUESDAY)
nyu world and that sure is something to
be proud of. plus, she has good taste
in books. plus, allison, we WILL run
into eachother someday despite the fact
that you live god knows where.