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      • Paul
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      • Oh,oh-oh! You see, the kids these days, they listen to the rap music, which gives them the brain damage. With the hippin' and the hoppin' and the bippin' and the boppin', they don't know what the jazz is all about. Y'see, jazz is like Jello pudding... no, that's not it. Jazz is like Kodak film... no, that's not right neither. I've got it, jazz is like the new Coke - it'll be around forever. heh heh heh.

        Ben, it's the cos!
      • Paul
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      • The dude, well, the dude doesn't get out much anymore. He's been busy giving free breast exams in back alleys. It's cool. He's gives out those sugar free lolly pops when he's all finished. Yeah, Upstairs Hollywood Medical College does not make you a DOCTOR.
      • Sammy
      • Posted
      • ben epatered the beorgeosie better than
        any tortured artist on his way to med
        school ive ever met (see how he lists
        one of his occupations as "noted
        racist"?)... he also grew like 5-7
        inches after high school, which really
        impresses me, even if he still wears glasses
      • Cam
      • Posted
      • Ben's aspirations are limited only by
        his imagination. His imagination is,
        in turn, limited by the size of his
        brain. Now take another look at that
        gourd and cower.
      • Nikki
      • Posted
      • I used to chop Ben's cartoons up for my
        page in the Crimson and he would get
        very mad. I'm sorry, Ben. He was also
        the only person who understood Mr.
        Smith, our 10th grade Chem teacher, and
        his jokes about a salt and battery and
        the stooges.
      • Daeil
      • Posted
      • How can someone with glasses so thick be
        so stupid? I wish I could say that about Ben,
        but I can't. Because there's a man who has
        even thicker glasses and an IQ lower than
        Ben's. Henry Kissinger. Henry dropped his
        glasses in the toilet, but know one must
        know he dropped them in the toilet. Not him,
        the man who drafted the Paris Peace
        Accord.
      • Quarterslot
      • Posted
      • Ben has a look that screams, "I build
        bombs in my basement and buy
        beer for minors!"

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