Oh,oh-oh! You see, the kids these days, they listen to the rap music, which gives them the brain damage. With the hippin' and the hoppin' and the bippin' and the boppin', they don't know what the jazz is all about. Y'see, jazz is like Jello pudding... no, that's not it. Jazz is like Kodak film... no, that's not right neither. I've got it, jazz is like the new Coke - it'll be around forever. heh heh heh.
The dude, well, the dude doesn't get out much anymore. He's been busy giving free breast exams in back alleys. It's cool. He's gives out those sugar free lolly pops when he's all finished. Yeah, Upstairs Hollywood Medical College does not make you a DOCTOR.
ben epatered the beorgeosie better than
any tortured artist on his way to med
school ive ever met (see how he lists
one of his occupations as "noted
racist"?)... he also grew like 5-7
inches after high school, which really
impresses me, even if he still wears glasses
Ben's aspirations are limited only by
his imagination. His imagination is,
in turn, limited by the size of his
brain. Now take another look at that
gourd and cower.
I used to chop Ben's cartoons up for my
page in the Crimson and he would get
very mad. I'm sorry, Ben. He was also
the only person who understood Mr.
Smith, our 10th grade Chem teacher, and
his jokes about a salt and battery and
the stooges.
How can someone with glasses so thick be
so stupid? I wish I could say that about Ben,
but I can't. Because there's a man who has
even thicker glasses and an IQ lower than
Ben's. Henry Kissinger. Henry dropped his
glasses in the toilet, but know one must
know he dropped them in the toilet. Not him,
the man who drafted the Paris Peace
Accord.
Ben, it's the cos!
any tortured artist on his way to med
school ive ever met (see how he lists
one of his occupations as "noted
racist"?)... he also grew like 5-7
inches after high school, which really
impresses me, even if he still wears glasses
his imagination. His imagination is,
in turn, limited by the size of his
brain. Now take another look at that
gourd and cower.
page in the Crimson and he would get
very mad. I'm sorry, Ben. He was also
the only person who understood Mr.
Smith, our 10th grade Chem teacher, and
his jokes about a salt and battery and
the stooges.
so stupid? I wish I could say that about Ben,
but I can't. Because there's a man who has
even thicker glasses and an IQ lower than
Ben's. Henry Kissinger. Henry dropped his
glasses in the toilet, but know one must
know he dropped them in the toilet. Not him,
the man who drafted the Paris Peace
Accord.
bombs in my basement and buy
beer for minors!"