Gabe has helped me with many firsts, I was so tender he was so gentle. Among them:
First (of many) episode of Drunkeness
First CD burned
First MP3 downloaded
First use of unix
First ride in an Impala
First trip to Pixar
First networked gaming experience
Gabe is one crazy MOFO! I understand he was
the live audience laugh track to Jackass the
movie. Somehow he's able to stay on top of
everything and I'm betting he doesn't get the
newspaper. If I were to be thoroughly
enlightened by Buddah himself and mention it
to Gabe, he would tell me he's been there/
done that. Either way, one of us is on crazy
amounts of mescaline. Gabe has always
amazed me with his talent artistry but his
broad knowledge makes him an asset to
everyone who knows him. You got a dart in
your neck! I like you man but you're crazy@!
Gabe almost got me fired. I rewarded him by
getting him a job. Now he makes more money
than I do. His girlfriend is hot. I'm going to go
stick my head in the freezer cuz my oven is
broken.
When Gabe and I were really drunk
in Las Vegas, he did not do anything
to keep me from making out with a
fat girl with head tattoos while a dude
was overdosing and being attended
to by an ambulance on the street in
front of us. Instead he watched and
laughed and high-fived me afterward.
Now, some people might say that if
Gabe were really my friend, he would
have stopped me. But, to me, a true
friend would have done just what
Gabe did. I love you Gabe.
First (of many) episode of Drunkeness
First CD burned
First MP3 downloaded
First use of unix
First ride in an Impala
First trip to Pixar
First networked gaming experience
Thank you for broadening my horizons Gabe
entire Godfather series in one day...
I'm not sure if we made it through.
the live audience laugh track to Jackass the
movie. Somehow he's able to stay on top of
everything and I'm betting he doesn't get the
newspaper. If I were to be thoroughly
enlightened by Buddah himself and mention it
to Gabe, he would tell me he's been there/
done that. Either way, one of us is on crazy
amounts of mescaline. Gabe has always
amazed me with his talent artistry but his
broad knowledge makes him an asset to
everyone who knows him. You got a dart in
your neck! I like you man but you're crazy@!
quality time we spent together in the hot tub.
the devil.
getting him a job. Now he makes more money
than I do. His girlfriend is hot. I'm going to go
stick my head in the freezer cuz my oven is
broken.
intestine with his tongue! G-ROSSSS~!
Have a great summer gabe! Stay cool!
in Las Vegas, he did not do anything
to keep me from making out with a
fat girl with head tattoos while a dude
was overdosing and being attended
to by an ambulance on the street in
front of us. Instead he watched and
laughed and high-fived me afterward.
Now, some people might say that if
Gabe were really my friend, he would
have stopped me. But, to me, a true
friend would have done just what
Gabe did. I love you Gabe.