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"An illegal alien in this country for the past twelve years I enjoy a career
in contract killing although I moonlight as a..."
More about Donovan
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Messaging Off[Restricted to Donovan's friends] |
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Occupation:
Director of an Art Center
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Hobbies and Interests:
video art and filmmaking, real estate development/construction, vinyl, plasma tv's, amsterdam jet setting in general
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Favorite Books:
Howard Zinn, will Shakespeare, Great Expectations, The Crowd
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Favorite Movies:
Brazil, Roger Dodger, Idi Amin Dada, Billy Liar, Citizen Kane, Royal Tenenbaums, Rushmore, Punch Drunk Love
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Favorite Music:
Kid Koala, Automator, Shadow, Madlib, Elliot Smith, early police, Ben Harper, Ben Folds
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Favorite TV Shows:
Mr. Show, Jim Henson's Storyteller, Jackass, television in general is at a historical low
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About Me:
An illegal alien in this country for the past twelve years I enjoy a career
in contract killing although I moonlight as a Chef. I prefer the way of the
peaceful warrior, however if you piss me off i'll work your ass like a
chimp in a beat off contest. On a softer side, I'm a sensitive
homeowner who enjoys craft oriented projects, including my topiary, my
award winning garden gnome collection and my annual pilgrimage to
the world's largest quilt dedicated to the victims of West Nile Virus
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Who I Want to Meet:
An anorexic self starter into experimenting with pyramid schemes. I'm
tired of girls getting interested in me because I live the "lifestyle," but
helicopters, platinum, bentleys, phony beachfront real estate holding
companies, 10,000$ suits and gators aren't all their cracked up to be.
I'm interested in meeting a girl who wants to give all our earthly
posession away and move to tibet and tend sheep.
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name brings back so many
memories. I remember fondly the
brutal beatings he used to give me.
With every "whip" of that switch I fell
more and more under his spell. With
every new bruise our connection only
became stronger. I only wish the
love letters had never stopped. The
only thing I hope to accomplish
during my time here on friendster is
to help Donovan love himself as
much as he loved me.
Samoan War God and Phyllis Diller, a
mad genius seems to have been raised
only on taffy and Roxy
Music's "Avalon". This boy rolls hard,
with the purple sake and the shrimp
tempura no one can challenge the Master
of The Yard (With occasional trips over
the Atlantic to bugger some folks in
the Netherlands, he's international,
folks!). His presence be crafty, this
is the only 21 year old you know who
lives in flagrant defiance of zoning
codes, in a demolished building pimped
out like an 1890's chinese opium den
via a mid 1990's porn set. Yes, he
knows much for such a little
Grasshopper, but Dangerous D, listen
bud, Phallus and Umbilicus are still
kickin' names for club nights! Power
to the scion of the Dean of
Differentness.
foot from my ass? Altough I sympathize
for your fetishistic nature, I am a
grown man now, and my peach fuzz has
turned over into a beautiful mane of
pubic vines. So, if you would please
pull relegate those little toes to the
tips of the high heels of septentrian
mistresses, I would greatly appreciate
it.
All intent and bend on covering small
boys with cream lube, he takes his
elephant Minnie with him everywhere,
and is particularly fond of sodomizing
her in drive through car washes. He is
bent to kill for the KGB, but as a
cover sells Chinese plaster ripoffs of
Roman ripoffs of Greek statues out of
his Kiev warehouse staffed entirly of
little boys. Down Minnie.