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      "born and bred native Texan, but moving to SoCal in '96 showed me the better way to live, which was in a place that a)..."

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      • Aubrey
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      • Ever since I was born, Karl's always
        been like a brother to me, which is
        strange, since we're so obviously not
        related. "Our" cowardly parents never
        had the guts to tell him he was adopted,
        but I guess the fact that he's the only
        black member of the family eventually
        tipped him off. In rebellion, he
        decided to grow creative facial hair, so
        that now he reminds me a lot of Vigo the
        Carpathian from Ghostbusters II,
        especially when he says things like, "On
        a mountain of skulls, in a castle of
        pain, I sat on a throne of blood!"
        That's Karl all right. Over the years,
        he's taught us all some valuable
        lessons, for example, that the world
        record for deepest dive by a turtle, set
        in May 1987 by a leatherback turtle
        (dermochelys coriacea), which reached a
        depth of 1,200 meters (3,973 feet) off
        the Virgin Islands in the West Indies,
        is, like all records, made to be broken.
        Who knows what the future holds for
        such a dynamic individual?
      • Ophelia
      • Posted
      • Mostly Karl is a great guy. That is if
        you can get past the incident involving
        the armadillo and the poking stick or
        the baby oil-pickup truck- preacher's
        house- "Macho Man" incident.

        Karl can club like a madman, code like
        a fiend, and make any night better, all
        while acting the perfect gentleman. I
        cannot say enough good things about
        Karl. Karl rocks.
      • Penny
      • Posted
      • Karl's sense of humor would be illegal if we lived in a more oppressive regime. He's the first person I'd call if I had to get rid of a dead hooker, and also one of the best people I've ever known for doing stupid shit to relax with.
      • Drew
      • Posted
      • karl is a great friend who will always
        be there to fuck you up the ass when
        you need it most.
      • Diana
      • Posted
      • I adore Karl. Which he knows very
        well. He's one of those people I've
        always felt comfortable with, even when
        we haven't talked in more than a year.
        I can see Karl, and suddenly everything
        picks up just where we left off. He's
        the sort of person you can trust. He's
        also marvellously cuddly.
      • thatgirljj
      • Posted
      • Karl has nice hair.
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