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Interested In:
Friends, Activity Partners
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Member Since:
Oct 2003
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Hometown:
Huntington Beach
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Gretchen's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/2907284
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Occupation:
Shit Disturber/ Child of God
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What I enjoy doing:
Laughing on outside/crying on inside, "Spirituality & shit", "googling" my own name and names of former lovers- a fun game without working knowledge of so-called "last name".
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Favorite Books:
I can't read, but I have big boobs.
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Favorite Movies:
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (because I love me some oompa loompas). 21 Grams, The Station Agent, In America, Harold and Maude, Kingpin, Il postino, and anything with my girl, Jenna J.
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Favorite Music:
Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, Lucinda Williams, Old School-whatever that means, and lots of other stuff that I know about but you don't because I am cooler than you. Oh yeah, and Hall and Oates.
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Favorite TV Shows:
Simpsons, Reno 911, Daily Show, Will and Grace, Frasier, King of Queens, Letterman, Regis nad Kelly..well, mostly Regis because when I was a kid he came to my house for dinner, any documentaries about the morbidly obese, midgets, and morbidly obese midget
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About Me:
I try not to player hate, but sometimes I do. I drink too
much. I'm sort of bitter but sort of nice, which is an
extremely hot combination. I am fiercely loyal to my
friends but if you cross me I will bust a cap on your ass.
I'm a barrel of laughs but dumb as a rock. I like my Dad,
but not in a weird way. I am drunk.
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Who I Want to Meet:
People who will crawl up my ass and blanket me in
insincere compliments about how hot and funny I am. And,
monks.
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face (god I'm jealous), but she's as
real as they come. For someone who is
damn funny and can keep it really
light, she's the best friend a woman
could ask for because she has a heart
of gold.
crazy little comedy community, there's
always going to be at least one person
who's drunker, sluttier, and prettier
than I am. Gretchen is my higher power.
yours, damn right, its better than
yours.
in my special spot. Makes me home sick.
this one will be kind of business
casual. first off: gretchen's milkshake
tastes better than yours. second: she's
really fun to hang out with while
waiting for big shots at fame, glory
and frostbite. third: she gives great...
advice.
she taught me "its hard to be just upon a
smile" *sung*
keeps saying she's going to have my
baby. Well the jokes on her! I am
sterile! Oh, wait, this is about her
isn't it. Yeah, she coooo.