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More About Benjamin
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Schools (Other):
Roosevelt University// Usc
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Occupation:
Laughing at the gnome kids next door.
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Affiliations:
not affiliated at this time
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Hobbies and Interests:
MUSIC, EDDIE IZZARD, HORSEBACK RIDING-WATCHING, HALLOWEEN THEN X-MAS, KHANNI&BEN INC., OUTDOOR THINGS YOU CAN'T DO INDOORS, LAUGHING.................and then crying a little............and not being able to laugh again because of the crying part..
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Favorite Books:
THE FOUNTAINHEAD, HARRY POTTER, THE SUBTERRANIANS BY KEROUAC, ALAN WATTS, ANOTHER ROADSIDE ATTRACTION, Skinny Legs and All, A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, Heavier than Heaven, About a Boy, High Fidelity, It, Salem's Lot, Dreamcatcher, Still Life With Woodpecker, HELTER SKELTER
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Favorite Movies:
BASQUIAT, POLTERGEIST, WAKING THE DEAD, AMADEUS, JESUS' SON, HIGH NOON, Jesus Christ Superstar, Magnolia, The Night of the Living Dead (Remake), Blow, Rocky, The Cable Guy, Amelie, MAKING MR. RIGHT, HIGH FIDELITY, WILLIE WONKA, BREAKING THE WAVES, THE MUPPETS TAKE MANHATTAN, DONNIE DARKO, Cliffhangar, Ghost, Things to do in Denver When Your Dead, Happiness, You can Count on Me, Harold and Maude, Ghost Dog, PUNCH-DRUNK LOVE, THE INCREDIBLES, Notting Hill, I Am Trying to Break Your Heart, Back To The Future, Edward Scissorheads, The Big Lebowski, Dumb & Dumber, Liar Liar, Labryinth, The Shining, Pet Sematery, The Big Chill, Rushmore, The idea of the Harry Potter movies, True Romance
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Favorite Music:
IZ, DAMIEN RICE, TOM MCRAE, SIGUR ROS, NEIL YOUNG, TOM WAITS, NIRVANA, POLYPHONIC SPREE, BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN, WILCO, BEN HARPER, RUFUS WAINWRIGHT, NEUTRAL MILK HOTEL BELA FLECK, NINA SIMONE, MARTHA WAINWRIGHT, NICK CAVE, RADIOHEAD, SOUAD MASSI, CANNONBALL ADDERLY, Bonnie Prince Billy, Bright Eyes, M.Ward, Patrick Park, Rilo Kiley, Nelly Mckay, Jesca Hoop, Gary Jules, Air, Sondre Lerche, The Shins, Death Cab for Cutie, The Innocence Mission, Eminem, Rachael Yamagata, Cameron Mcgill, Michael Miller, Phillip Miller, Jonathan Rice, Nick Drake, Elliot Smith, Willie Nelson, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, Bjork, Minnie Driver, Jay Farrahr, Charlotte Martin, Adam Sandler
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Favorite TV Shows:
THE OFFICE, QUANTUM LEAP, AUSTIN CITY LIMITS, EVERWOOD, SPACE GHOST, SMALLVILLE, MACGUYVER, FULL HOUSE, SCARECROW &MRS. KING
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Zodiac Sign:
Aquarius
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About Me:
If Neo is "The One"....then I'm an alternate for "The Eight".
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Testimonials and Comments for Benjamin
"Sir..." I asked. "Might I be havin' a bundle as well? It's not for me, you see, it's for my brothers. They're at home in the cold and they've nothing to eat!"
"Be gone with ye!" he howled. His eyes all blood-red and oozing. "I CAST THE BACK TO HELL!!!"
I tipped my sweepshat to him and walked on down the lane, but suddenly I felt something hard and heavy hit me on the back of my head! I fell to the ground, dazed and bleeding, and fortune had shone upon me! It was a bundle, thrown at me by the gentleman in question in an attempt to "knock me out!"
That night my brothers and I opened the bundle and found two apples with razorblades in 'em.
man" and be very forgiving -- like a saint he
is. A humanitarian. All it takes is a
signed tambourine and writing one or two
plays for him.
not too many guys let you pin them
down, have nose-breaking make-outs,
grab their package and basically molest
them for a month without ever having
sex.
also, i don't understand anything he
says, which is interesting.
RELATIONS:
Re: Recall of Ben Messmer
Due to the defects on this model, along
with overwhelming class-action lawsuits
taken up in 14 states, we have no
choice but to recall the Ben Messmer
model.
Design flaws are as follows:
1) Product will overheat and leak when
in high performance.
2) Product has a combustible gas tank,
which can be ruptured at speeds as
slow as 10 miles an hour.
3) Product has asbestos paint along its
surface, and has resulted in 14 infant
fatalities from ingesting paint chips.
4) Product has no seat belts; rather, it
provides a 45-page pamphlet
espousing the functionality of "The
Buddy System - Saving Lives for Less!"
5) Product has a built in DNA
identification system that prohibits
unauthorized driver's entry. Moreover,
the activation pad requires a sperm
sample.
It is in our grave opinion that all
remaining models be recalled and
destroyed.
Sincerely,
Walter Pinker
YUGO