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Kristen
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Interested In:
Friends
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Member Since:
Oct 2003
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Hometown:
Lincoln Park..or maybe Kentucky (Yee-Haw!!)
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Kristen's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/2915329
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Occupation:
Beauty Consultant
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What I enjoy doing:
Jet-skiing, white water rafting and canoeing, camping, hiking, snowboarding, photography, karaoke with Mike ("Michael"...haha) and Jenn, Being nuts, Driving aimlessly around in circles with Jenn...Especially the Circle of Death...haha
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Favorite Books:
Books? Umm...I don't read much...oh YES...BASTAS!! CHIAPAS!!! You know it's great sex when the balls slap against the ass! Just make sure you don't bite when you orgasm ; ) It's called "Ball-slapping sex"!
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Favorite Movies:
Definatly Lord of The Rings...And of course Office Space (Don't this sound familiar??) I like Office Space because it's about how work sucks, and work does suck. It sucks a lot. I hate work.
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Favorite Music:
I'm into everything...I swear...91.1FM is the best overall though! (I'm kidding....I think....)
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Favorite TV Shows:
THE GOLDEN GIRLS....Enough said....Well...Trading Spaces is cool too.
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About Me:
I am (or would be) probably one of the most craziest
people you'd know...I'm very hard to handle! Haha..Just
ask
Jenn..We are the "untouchables"...If you're along for the
ride, that's cool! But it's gonna' be a bumpy ride!
(Kinda' like a tractor...haha...Don't ask...It's part of
my crazy side...It's an inside joke actually...) I am also
considered kind of
strange...Well, not in a bad way...Mysterious...haha...Odd
maybe. I'm hard to figure out...
I consider myself nice...But I get pissed off easily if
you give me a reason to...So
you better watch out if you aren't one of my closest
friends...hahahahahaha!!!!!!! Also, I think I am a police
magnet...If you don't want to get caught caught/pulled
over/arrested or all of the above, don't hang out with me
and Jenn...It's bound to happen..heeheehee...And
Jessie...I
promise you this: Colorado WILL happen in the near
future...I see it on my crystal ball I keep hiding deep in
my closet...We will live our *dream*!
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Who I Want to Meet:
Actually, I'm not here to meet people..I just posted
this 'because'...I'm not really into this stuffs at all
really...I am just here
because Jessie wanted me to join...But it's all cool! : )
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goes, I go, My Kristen. My Kristen. My
Kristen and meeeeeee!" haha, dont
ask..Im loosing my mind! Dont worry! Im
sure we'll land ANOTHER job REAL soon!
eh...
Love,
YOUR BUDDY,
JENN
HA, how come..Im the only person who
ever writes you testes? I guess thats
cause im a computer nerd..yep...that's
right. But if YOU make fun of me for it
lippy...i'll make you eat some
nuts...walnuts that is..;)
MUHAHAHAAAAAAAA!
kiddin...
My kriby is on the floor
Kriby is on the floor
Look at Me
My kriby is on the floor
My kirby is on a bed
Kirby is on a bed
It's alot of fun to put your kirby on a
bed
My kirby is on a step
Kirby is on a step
Don't fall down the steps you might
hurt your kirby!
(Insane Laughter)
And thats not very fun
If you fall down and hurt your kriby
I like to put my kriby on things
It's fun for everyone
My kriby is on the sheets
Kirby is on the sheets
If I get lucky I'll get a disease!
My bum is on the curtains
Curtains, curtains, curtains.
My kirby is on the run
My kirby is on the run
I can blow up a ballon with my kirb
kirb kirb
My kriby is in the house
The rich ladies house
I hope they don't shoot out exscuses to
buy my kriby
Then I'd shoot DIRT all over the place
DIRTY DIRT!!
Cause that isn't very fun
When they shoot out exscuses to buy
your kriby
I like to put my kirby on things
it's fun for everyone
My kirby is on the dog
My kirby is on the cat
I am on the phone
My kriby is all alone......
The floor is all alone
The bed is all alone
The sheet is all alone
My kriby...is all alone....
(exscuses in the background)
1,2,3,4
My kriby is all alone
My kriby is all alone
My kriby is all alone
My kriby is all alone
My kriby is all alone
My kriby is all alone
My kriby is all alone
My kriby is all alone
My kriby is all alone
My kriby is all alone
My kriby is all alone
Get the dirt off my kriby!
I need the DIRT off my KIRBY!!
I've go to get the dirty dirt off my
kriby
I want to hear the motor! (exscuses in
the background)
No, let me hear the motor! (exscuses in
the background)
NO NO NO, no, not the exscuses!
My kriby is all alone
My kriby is all alone
My kriby is all alone
I WANNA HEAR THE MOTOR!
I WANNA HEAR THE MOTOR!
I WANNA HEAR THE MOTOR NOT THE EXSCUSES!
(motor revs up)
Yea! The motor!
Now get the dirt off my kirty (vroom
vroom)
I want the dirty-dirt off my ult G-kirby
(Whining)Can I hear the exscuse again,
too.
RIP KIRBY: 1/19/04
:(, MU-Hahahahahhahahah!
testimonial any time soon b/c you and I
work like dogs...god..12-16 hours a
day...what are we thinking?
Quote from RAY: "SELL A FUCKING KIRBY!"
ha...it's true, we do "eat, sleep and
piss kirby"...we need serious
help.....FAST.
something..."Shhhhhheeeeeeeeees
gooooooot tiiiiiiiiits!"
(ONE!)...hmm...I wonder what ever
happened to her?
Mr Elko Quote: "I was walking out of
the office and she was walking in and I
was like WOA!" (basically saying her
tits were in his way)..Oh man...
for being there for me...I seriously
appreciate it..One of these days I'll
shut up and let you bitch out at me for
once! I promise! Once I get that "DELL"
outta me..everything will be
cooool..haha, But seriously, what would
I do without you?...I can answer that,
I'de go insane! haha, Thanks again
Kris...I love you! :D
Strocka my, licka my, SUCK on my cock.
It's the 1st time for you, so here's
what you do: unzip me and strip me and
show me you care; dont go ripping out
my pubic hair. Reach for my, grab for
my, pull on my cock. You can do it with
ease, just get on your knees. Start
licking and slurping, my dick will get
firm, soon you'll be tasting sperm! Do
it right now, and dont bite now, drag
your tounge across my meat. If you give
me head, there's no need to spread, by
now you should know a blow-job cant be
beat. Faster now, deeper now into your
throat. The secret is not to choke!
Take my shaft by it's face, stuff the
whole thing in your face; that's how
you suck on my cock!
(instrumental part)
You make my dick swell as i moan and
yell, head the warning when i scream.
Although your throat is soar, you'll
have to open more, to gasp your last
breathe before I shoot my cream! Slurp
it up, Lick it up, dont ever stop,
swallow every last drop. Now you eat my
meat, I'll never have to beat my meat.
Thanks for strokin my, thanks for
lickin my, thanks for SUCKIN MY COCK!!!
conversation by saying that you are one
unique individual.
Del: What is "unique"? Latin
for "asshole?"
(trains, planes and automobiles)
ForeverStarCrost:lets pray to the job-
god
ForeverStarCrost:dear job-god
ForeverStarCrost:please give us a job
that will fit our schedules today
ForeverStarCrost:and pay well enough to
get by during this christmas season
xXDinaQueenXx: Hell-Yeah
ForeverStarCrost: thank you
ForeverStarCrost: A-job.
ForeverStarCrost: haha
xXDinaQueenXx: Yes, A mother-fucking
Job, please
ForeverStarCrost: shh...dont use the
job gods name in vien!
xXDinaQueenXx: yes, you are
right....but he's done us wrong for too
long, And "We're not gonna' take it, NO
we ain't gonna' take it!"
ForeverStarCrost: That is true...but
he does all things with reason.
ForeverStarCrost: very shitty
reasons...yet...he still does!
xXDinaQueenXx: ha..yeah
Boy..we are really loosing it here!
Take ALL jobs and shove it...in our
faces that is...AH!