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      • Ryan
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      • Parker and Hampy used to annoy the shit out of me in the TP
      • Gabriela
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      • thank god for me.... and also, if it weren't for Parker I'D be naked right now.
      • John
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      • Parker was the worst roommate I ever had. Not surprisingly, he was one of my best friends at Interlochen where they cram you into a cell the size of my bed (literally) and tell you to shut the fuck up. I have Parker to thank for my conditioning because when I went to college I managed to get a "triple" room to myself because I employed techniques perfected by Parker to drive my roommate out in less than 3 months. It was beautiful, and I have only Parker to thank for it.

        Thanks Parker. You were the best roommate a guy could have! I just hope you have gotten over your pillow fetish.
      • Jason Flash
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      • Parker was a cool kid when I was at
        Interlochen. Granted I haven't spoken to
        him in over five years, but I would
        imagine he has stayed cool, especially
        since he was the one who sent me the
        email and invited me to friendster. I
        remember Parker especially for being
        one of the key influences of hooking me
        onto U2. He, Jeff White and John
        Phinizy all introduced me and got me so
        interested into the group, that I only have
        them to thank for it. Unfortunately, I don't
        remember much of Parker, other than
        he being one of the nicest guys at
        Interlochen. Mainly, I knew him through
        association with John Phinizy and Jeff
        White. Ahhh, the good old days.
        Thanks, Parker, for inviting me to
        friendster. You've introduced me, yet
        again, to somehing else : a way to get in
        touch with my old friends from
        Interlochen. What a guy!
      • Brander
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      • parker and chris called me bramber.
        they were the only ones that called me
        that, and as traumatic as it was, i
        still thought they were cool. maybe it
        was the fact that we all were raging
        nerds in the constitutional due process
        class for first period... freeking first
        period.

        parker is bono to me, if you went to our
        highschool, you understand that.
      • Brooke
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      • Sure, Parker may smell a little funky
        sometimes, but he's still one of my
        most favorite people in the world! You
        gotta love the kid.
      • Rachel
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      • parker made me steal a piece of candy
        from the grocery store when i was
        three. we went home and hid behind a
        chair to eat it. we weren't clever
        enough, our mom caught us. he also
        locked me and the keys in our volvo
        station wagon in the middle of the
        summer, in the middle of amish country
        in rural ohio. i was in my car seat,
        and my mom sort of flipped out.
      • Emily
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      • hey parker, thanks for the scotch!!
      • Deanna
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      • i have a fond memmory of making
        parker drink 'bannana beer' on his
        21st birthday in berlin...
      • Brooke
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      • Parker rocks!

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